The war on Ninjas

[cualltaigh]

A mature intelligent accomplished grappler

Who, the white belt who's just old enough to start College?!

[ghost55]

Did you even read the OP? He wants to cleanse his city of ninjas. Give me a break. I could go after every aikido guy that wanders into my judo gym and try my best to make them tap but thats pathetic. You can swear and act tough and tell me to 'shut the fuck up' (as if you have some way of making me anyway.. *rolls eyes), but I am entitled to my opinion and i am of the opinion that ghost is being a idiot and has obviously not learnt humility and grace and maturity from martial arts in the way he should have. A mature intelligent accomplished grappler would never make such a pathetic and immature thread. If you don't like that opinion, too fuckin bad. Your problem, not mine.

You must be fun at parties.

[The Cap]

Your problem, not mine.

Really? Cause you seem to be making a pretty goddamned big effort to make it their problem.

[Mon Mon]

More Awesome Ninjers this time in Long Island i know this is bullshit

http://www.nakanoninja.com/About-Us.html

[Holy Moment]

A coward isn't one of them though.

A pussy, on the other hand...

Anyway, Ghost,the problem here is that you forgot the golden rule:

https://youtu.be/cY-FyfpELfg?t=348

There are no "light rolls" when you're sparring a pussy ninja, chunner, kravist, TMAer, etc. They don't know what a "light roll" is; when you're going up against them it's usually the first and only real physical confrontation they've ever had. Basically, it's the fight of their lives, and they're going to be spazzing like all Hell not to lose. To compound that, because they believe that teh deadly completely supplants actual skill, they're always going to be trying some stupid shit like scratching your face or waving their fingers above your eye and claiming victory because they could've eye-gouged you if they wanted. You have to be willing to go Streetmode at the drop of a hat and put them in their place, like when I bit that shit-pants Krav Maga pussy.

[Mon Mon]

A pussy, on the other hand...

Anyway, Ghost,the problem here is that you forgot the golden rule:

https://youtu.be/cY-FyfpELfg?t=348

There are no "light rolls" when you're sparring a pussy ninja, chunner, kravist, TMAer, etc. They don't know what a "light roll" is; when you're going up against them it's usually the first and only real physical confrontation they've ever had. Basically, it's the fight of their lives, and they're going to be spazzing like all Hell not to lose. To compound that, because they believe that teh deadly completely supplants actual skill, they're always going to be trying some stupid shit like scratching your face or waving their fingers above your eye and claiming victory because they could've eye-gouged you if they wanted. You have to be willing to go Streetmode at the drop of a hat and put them in their place, like when I bit that shit-pants Krav Maga pussy.

So i gotta ask what exactly happened did you actually bite the Kravist, and if you did, did you need to get shots afterwards? :)

[Raycetpfl]

I hope this really happened.

[Raycetpfl]

Jesus christ. I keep running into these fuckers. Not even Tinder is safe.

Hold on...... you met a chic that has a motorcycle, likes some form of punchkickery and is DTF........ and thought "ewwww gross" .
Hmmmmm, that is not the appropriate reaction imo.
I feel like she is worth dinner my man. Maybe even see if she has a nice set of "jits" or if she will let you see her box. ;-) before you write her off.
You gotta be like a Jedi knight of martial arts and try and lead the lost souls back from the dark side of the force.

[ghost55]

I hope this really happened.

What part?

[Raycetpfl]

I'm stupid

[Raycetpfl]

What part?

Where he bit a Krav guy.

I was teaching Bjj at a Krav school and some chic asked "what about biting to get out of mount ?" I laughed and then realized she was seriously serious. I asked who wanted to try it while I was striking from mount. I didn't get any takers, but I know they think that silly shit is like the kryptonite of bjj,mma,etc.
I converted a few guys from that school but the dumb shits are aplenty around those places.

[Bneterasedmynam]

Where he bit a Krav guy.

I was teaching Bjj at a Krav school and some chic asked "what about biting to get out of mount ?" I laughed and then realized she was seriously serious. I asked who wanted to try it while I was striking from mount. I didn't get any takers, but I know they think that silly shit is like the kryptonite of bjj,mma,etc.
I converted a few guys from that school but the dumb shits are aplenty around those places.

Challenge excepted.

[Bneterasedmynam]

Seriously though I think it can depend on what kind of fight and where you get bit. Is it likely to end a fight?? No probably not but it can somewhat fuck you up. Getting part of your face bit up, or your nuts. Neither is worth a tap or a "victory" in a fight.

[Raycetpfl]

Challenge excepted.

Fair enough. Tampa Jiu Jitsu located on dale Mabry hwy. ,Tampa Fl Ask for Rayce.
(Also I may have several blood borne diseases. In an effort to be hardcore enough to provide real self defence to Krav's elite student base I injected myself with hiv and hep. C. Those are common to many intravenous drug users that maybe attacking Krav practitioners oN their way oUT of thE gas station. I wanted to make sure that I kept it real enough or street enuff. you know what I'm saying?)

[Raycetpfl]

Fair enough. Tampa Jiu Jitsu located on dale Mabry hwy. ,Tampa Fl Ask for Rayce.
(Also I may have several blood borne diseases. In an effort to be hardcore enough to provide real self defence to Krav's elite student base I injected myself with hiv and hep. C. Those are common to many intravenous drug users that maybe attacking Krav practitioners oN their way oUT of thE gas station. I wanted to make sure that I kept it real enough or street enuff. you know what I'm saying?)

I hope the teasing tone comes across in this but it really is a bad bad idea. You're not even in a position to bite and on top of that I am raining FUCKING HELL FIRE BLOWS AND I AM WEARING CANVAS PANTS! It's a fools errand. You will not get out of a good mount by biting. You or anyone (including myself)will be injured badly. Mount escapes get you out of mount, Not biting.