The war on Ninjas

[ghost55]

ah I see. Thanks . Couldn't you tell a bit by the way he moved what his background was?

I suspected that he wasn't a kyokushin guy from that, but we didn't really spar, and I don't feel like I know enough to be sure.

[Moenstah]

ah I see. Thanks . Couldn't you tell a bit by the way he moved what his background was?

[ghost55]

Wait, wait: you're doing KK but you couldn't tell / fail to notice if he was KK or shotokan? lolwut?

Dude showed up wearing a bb. He then told me he had been doing shotokan for a long time. I didn't know if he was also rankednin kyokushin. Now I know that he isn't.

[Moenstah]

(...) I couldn't call him out because he also has a black belt in Kyokushin/Shotokan. I only found out about the nail after he punched me in the face several times during a light spar. (...) Currently doing Kyokushin because (...)

Wait, wait: you're doing KK but you couldn't tell / fail to notice if he was KK or shotokan? lolwut?

[ghost55]

Yep the two deadly to spar, street vs sport, yah yah yah, people, think leg kicks are
"dirty" but they will eye gouge you kick you in the nuts, and then fish hook you to death.

I'm convinced that pretty much all ninjas are a few crayons short of a full box. I've yet to meet one that didn't give off some seriously weird vibes. I think a lack of basic logical reasoning capability is pretty much a requirement.

[goodlun]

So basically he was offended by good fundamental technique? Sounds like a ninja alright!

Yep the two deadly to spar, street vs sport, yah yah yah, people, think leg kicks are
"dirty" but they will eye gouge you kick you in the nuts, and then fish hook you to death.

[ghost55]

I had a visiting ninjer one night when we had open mat night, he was polite and all, but just had that chip on his shoulder. He asked me to spar with him so we could 'exchange techniques' and you know, 'learn from one another'. I agreed and he assured me that he would water it down so that I wouldn't get hurt and I told him that I appreciated that.

I leg kicked him about three times right off the bat and he told me that in the booj, they don't do that and it is considered fighting dirty. He stayed at my range and I kicked him in the chest and shoved him off the mat. He kept it together and asked me what that was and I merely said "teep" and motioned him back onto the mat. He came at me with a flurry and I was having a hard time with him. I finally had to let him gas-out and then asked what his problem was.

Apparently, where he comes from, 'teep' is some kind of fucking insult and means Trailer-park redneck. This is a true story and it is exactly why I don't fight ninjers any more.

So basically he was offended by good fundamental technique? Sounds like a ninja alright!

[slamdunc]

I had a visiting ninjer one night when we had open mat night, he was polite and all, but just had that chip on his shoulder. He asked me to spar with him so we could 'exchange techniques' and you know, 'learn from one another'. I agreed and he assured me that he would water it down so that I wouldn't get hurt and I told him that I appreciated that.

I leg kicked him about three times right off the bat and he told me that in the booj, they don't do that and it is considered fighting dirty. He stayed at my range and I kicked him in the chest and shoved him off the mat. He kept it together and asked me what that was and I merely said "teep" and motioned him back onto the mat. He came at me with a flurry and I was having a hard time with him. I finally had to let him gas-out and then asked what his problem was.

Apparently, where he comes from, 'teep' is some kind of fucking insult and means Trailer-park redneck. This is a true story and it is exactly why I don't fight ninjers any more.

[goodlun]

Man I only have one ninja story and its pretty mild.
He came into the BJJ Gym I was at the time.
I rolled with him, and he said something after words to the effect that he would just go ahead and use xyz pressure points on me in the "street".
So I had him demo-straight, well guess what xyz pressure points didn't work.
He was a bit upset at this.

[ksennin]

Sacrifice this Ninja to the Bullshido gods via RNC to redeem yourself.

I did light sparring with a Bunjinkaner a couple of years ago and it did end with my putting a RNC on him. So it has been, and so it must be.

[BKR]

I'm a filthy sportfighter though. I am incapable of delivering that level of street. I was streeted that way once and I couldn't train for a week and a half :(

The loss of "Street Virginity" is often painful and bloody...

[ghost55]

I like the double lapel grab head butt myself... don't quote me on that !

I'm a filthy sportfighter though. I am incapable of delivering that level of street. I was streeted that way once and I couldn't train for a week and a half :(

[BKR]

I'll try the next time I meet him. Arm bars and anaconda chokes are also on the table.

I like the double lapel grab head butt myself... don't quote me on that !

[ghost55]

Sacrifice this Ninja to the Bullshido gods via RNC to redeem yourself.

I'll try the next time I meet him. Arm bars and anaconda chokes are also on the table.

[plasma]

As I said before: my only real loss was back when I had only six months of Aikido training and was still a fat kid. I handily beat the ninja that I rolled with, and the jury is still out on the current Ninja (who does have better striking then I do because he is a long time Shotokan black belt and therefore is very, very fast).

Sacrifice this Ninja to the Bullshido gods via RNC to redeem yourself.