The war on Ninjas

[ChenPengFi]

Maybe I don't *gasp* make all of my decisions with my dick.

So what exactly is your reasoning in this case then?
"OMG, she's not training with aliveness!
Must not bang!!!"
???

You've basically eliminated 90%+ of "martial arts enthusiasts" by that measure, including all those Aiki-bunnies!

No wonder you're lonely.

[BackFistMonkey]

See, your problem there is that you're still hanging out on Tinder like an inexperienced tween, instead of signing up on Grindr like a real man's man (hah, puns).

I take it your manpussy has never heard of Hornet. GPS powered local ninjer finder at it's best yo.

[ghost55]

So what exactly is your reasoning in this case then?
"OMG, she's not training with aliveness!
Must not bang!!!"
???

You've basically eliminated 90%+ of "martial arts enthusiasts" by that measure, including all those Aiki-bunnies!

No wonder you're lonely.

It's not about aliveness. It's about sanity. I have yet to meet a ninja that didn't have something weird going on upstairs.

[Hadzu]

I take it your manpussy has never heard of Hornet. GPS powered local ninjer finder at it's best yo.

Sweet, thanks for the hook-up. Let us contribute to this thread by discussing gay social apps while everyone else takes pot-shots at Ghost.

[BackFistMonkey]

Sweet, thanks for the hook-up. Let us contribute to this thread by discussing gay social apps while everyone else takes pot-shots at Ghost.

See there in lies my angst. I would rather research and find gay hook up apps than smack ghost on the bare ass in the shower and scream NO HOMO YO.

... but seriously ... I bet there are tons of ninjers on Hornet.

[Hadzu]

See there in lies my angst. I would rather research and find gay hook up apps than smack ghost on the bare ass in the shower and scream NO HOMO YO.

Really, just having to choose between the two is almost too much to bear.

[ChenPengFi]

It's not about aliveness. It's about sanity. I have yet to meet a ninja that didn't have something weird going on upstairs.

This is a problem on Tinder?

[ghost55]

This is a problem on Tinder?

I have strict personal rules about not sticking it in the crazy. I learned that lesson the hard way.

[Mr. Machette]

Maybe I don't *gasp* make all of my decisions with my dick.

Maybe you *gasp* should. You no pussy getting retail clerk.

[ghost55]

Maybe you *gasp* should. You no pussy getting retail clerk.

It's a lot more complicated then that, and you know it.

[goodlun]

What you need to find yourself is a good ren fair girl
http://denver.cbslocal.com/2015/07/1...n-sword-thief/

[Permalost]

What you need to find yourself is a good ren fair girl
http://denver.cbslocal.com/2015/07/1...n-sword-thief/

That suspect looks exactly as I imagined he would.

[itwasntme]

It's a lot more complicated then that, and you know it.

Then what?

[Rarius]

I have strict personal rules about not sticking it in the crazy. I learned that lesson the hard way.

From painful personal experience, AMEN to that man!

[Evergrey]

From painful personal experience, AMEN to that man!

Yeah. Don't let the crazy stick it in you, either. Next thing you know, domestic violence shelter, or hiding out at a friend's house. Fucking sucks.