The war on Ninjas

[Raycetpfl]

What part?

Where he bit a Krav guy.

I was teaching Bjj at a Krav school and some chic asked "what about biting to get out of mount ?" I laughed and then realized she was seriously serious. I asked who wanted to try it while I was striking from mount. I didn't get any takers, but I know they think that silly shit is like the kryptonite of bjj,mma,etc.
I converted a few guys from that school but the dumb shits are aplenty around those places.

[Raycetpfl]

I'm stupid

[ghost55]

I hope this really happened.

What part?

[Raycetpfl]

Jesus christ. I keep running into these fuckers. Not even Tinder is safe.

Hold on...... you met a chic that has a motorcycle, likes some form of punchkickery and is DTF........ and thought "ewwww gross" .
Hmmmmm, that is not the appropriate reaction imo.
I feel like she is worth dinner my man. Maybe even see if she has a nice set of "jits" or if she will let you see her box. ;-) before you write her off.
You gotta be like a Jedi knight of martial arts and try and lead the lost souls back from the dark side of the force.

[Raycetpfl]

I hope this really happened.

[Mon Mon]

A pussy, on the other hand...

Anyway, Ghost,the problem here is that you forgot the golden rule:

https://youtu.be/cY-FyfpELfg?t=348

There are no "light rolls" when you're sparring a pussy ninja, chunner, kravist, TMAer, etc. They don't know what a "light roll" is; when you're going up against them it's usually the first and only real physical confrontation they've ever had. Basically, it's the fight of their lives, and they're going to be spazzing like all Hell not to lose. To compound that, because they believe that teh deadly completely supplants actual skill, they're always going to be trying some stupid shit like scratching your face or waving their fingers above your eye and claiming victory because they could've eye-gouged you if they wanted. You have to be willing to go Streetmode at the drop of a hat and put them in their place, like when I bit that shit-pants Krav Maga pussy.

So i gotta ask what exactly happened did you actually bite the Kravist, and if you did, did you need to get shots afterwards? :)

[Holy Moment]

A coward isn't one of them though.

A pussy, on the other hand...

Anyway, Ghost,the problem here is that you forgot the golden rule:

https://youtu.be/cY-FyfpELfg?t=348

There are no "light rolls" when you're sparring a pussy ninja, chunner, kravist, TMAer, etc. They don't know what a "light roll" is; when you're going up against them it's usually the first and only real physical confrontation they've ever had. Basically, it's the fight of their lives, and they're going to be spazzing like all Hell not to lose. To compound that, because they believe that teh deadly completely supplants actual skill, they're always going to be trying some stupid shit like scratching your face or waving their fingers above your eye and claiming victory because they could've eye-gouged you if they wanted. You have to be willing to go Streetmode at the drop of a hat and put them in their place, like when I bit that shit-pants Krav Maga pussy.

[Mon Mon]

More Awesome Ninjers this time in Long Island i know this is bullshit

http://www.nakanoninja.com/About-Us.html

[The Cap]

Your problem, not mine.

Really? Cause you seem to be making a pretty goddamned big effort to make it their problem.

[ghost55]

Did you even read the OP? He wants to cleanse his city of ninjas. Give me a break. I could go after every aikido guy that wanders into my judo gym and try my best to make them tap but thats pathetic. You can swear and act tough and tell me to 'shut the fuck up' (as if you have some way of making me anyway.. *rolls eyes), but I am entitled to my opinion and i am of the opinion that ghost is being a idiot and has obviously not learnt humility and grace and maturity from martial arts in the way he should have. A mature intelligent accomplished grappler would never make such a pathetic and immature thread. If you don't like that opinion, too fuckin bad. Your problem, not mine.

You must be fun at parties.

[cualltaigh]

A mature intelligent accomplished grappler

Who, the white belt who's just old enough to start College?!

[judoka01]

At no point has he ever indicated that he has ever gone out of his way, every single time he has dealt with a ninja they have approached him.
So shut the fuck yup and get some god damn details before you make a judgment about people here.
Also understand what YMAS is about before you reply to people.

Did you even read the OP? He wants to cleanse his city of ninjas. Give me a break. I could go after every aikido guy that wanders into my judo gym and try my best to make them tap but thats pathetic. You can swear and act tough and tell me to 'shut the fuck up' (as if you have some way of making me anyway.. *rolls eyes), but I am entitled to my opinion and i am of the opinion that ghost is being a idiot and has obviously not learnt humility and grace and maturity from martial arts in the way he should have. A mature intelligent accomplished grappler would never make such a pathetic and immature thread. If you don't like that opinion, too fuckin bad. Your problem, not mine.

[ksennin]

Are we ever going to let ghost live this down? What will he have to do? Take down a whole genin army and their jonin?

[Permalost]

The shame of losing to a ninja is the real Dim Mak.

[ghost55]

I have to ask...what about his OTHER fingernails. Did he actually have them trimmed?

Fingernails are a great way to tell if someone trains with contact regularly or not.

I'll bet that Ninja LARPers will on average sport nails longer than 1.0mm. Just a hunch.

He was starting to grow out his other thumbnail, but the rest were clipped short. As I've said before, his striking skills are not in question.