The war on Ninjas

[plasma]

The joke->






Your head->

Sounds like you fail at both jokes and fighting ninjas.

[ghost55]

Sounds like you fail at both jokes and fighting ninjas.

Hey, my ninja showdown record is currently 1-1-1

[goodlun]

Hey, my ninja showdown record is currently 1-1-1

As he said, you have failed at fighting ninjas

[ghost55]

As he said, you have failed at fighting ninjas

It's not over yet. I may have one more ninja showdown on the horizon. My only real loss took place when all I had was six months of aikido training.

[BKR]

It's not over yet. I may have one more ninja showdown on the horizon. My only real loss took place when all I had was six months of aikido training.

Make sure you specify no weapons and no magic dust. All you need is some crazy ninja pulling out a concealed tanto on you...

[ghost55]

Make sure you specify no weapons and no magic dust. All you need is some crazy ninja pulling out a concealed tanto on you...

I'm also planning on wearing safety goggles if he doesn't agree to "no eye pokes".

[Permalost]

I'm also planning on wearing safety goggles if he doesn't agree to "no eye pokes".

If I were a ninja intent on hurting an eye through safety goggles, I'd slide the thumb into the eye from underneath while grappling.

[BKR]

I'm also planning on wearing safety goggles if he doesn't agree to "no eye pokes".

Good idea...

I think that the ninja type really don't have much idea about hard physical contact, your KK karate shodan aside...especially hard contact grappling.

Be careful, plenty of crazy people out there.

[ghost55]

Good idea...

I think that the ninja type really don't have much idea about hard physical contact, your KK karate shodan aside...especially hard contact grappling.

Be careful, plenty of crazy people out there.

Yeah. My only concern when it comes to grappling with this guy is that me might have enough roid strength to overwhelm me technique be damned. Either way, the roll would happen in a public place which should prevent anyone from doing anything too extreme.

[plasma]

Hey, my ninja showdown record is currently 1-1-1

So you are on par with Ninjas. It's good you are no worse than Ninjas but I would probably keep training to try to be better than them. If you can't consistently defeat people who's primary fighting style is LaRPing in tabi, then you may need to re-evaluate.

[ghost55]

So you are on par with Ninjas. It's good you are no worse than Ninjas but I would probably keep training to try to be better than them. If you can't consistently defeat people who's primary fighting style is LaRPing in tabi, then you may need to re-evaluate.

As I said before: my only real loss was back when I had only six months of Aikido training and was still a fat kid. I handily beat the ninja that I rolled with, and the jury is still out on the current Ninja (who does have better striking then I do because he is a long time Shotokan black belt and therefore is very, very fast).

[plasma]

As I said before: my only real loss was back when I had only six months of Aikido training and was still a fat kid. I handily beat the ninja that I rolled with, and the jury is still out on the current Ninja (who does have better striking then I do because he is a long time Shotokan black belt and therefore is very, very fast).

Sacrifice this Ninja to the Bullshido gods via RNC to redeem yourself.

[ghost55]

Sacrifice this Ninja to the Bullshido gods via RNC to redeem yourself.

I'll try the next time I meet him. Arm bars and anaconda chokes are also on the table.

[BKR]

I'll try the next time I meet him. Arm bars and anaconda chokes are also on the table.

I like the double lapel grab head butt myself... don't quote me on that !

[ghost55]

I like the double lapel grab head butt myself... don't quote me on that !

I'm a filthy sportfighter though. I am incapable of delivering that level of street. I was streeted that way once and I couldn't train for a week and a half :(