The war on Ninjas

[ghost55]

Not unlike pissed off Porcupine...

Hey, I never claimed to be fun at parties either.

[Raycetpfl]

Here's how it works: it doesn't.

At least not in the way people (men) think.

Ashely Madison is no different. These are honeypots designed to scam people (men) out of their money, like casinos, strip clubs, and whorehouses. %5 of Ashley Madison are women. Tinder reduces fake bot accounts "by 90%" it's still in the hundreds of millions, because it's good for their business model NOT to tell you that a great fraction of profiles are not only 100% fake, they're scam artists out to get your money.



http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/tinder-dece...remain-1494361

There are literally a billion very funny Tinder exchanges online. Who's the troll, and who's the trollee? Maybe neither, maybe both.

One thing is for sure, you're probably safer and better off leaving your fucking basement, going out, and buying someone a cocktail.

Motorcycles + Ninjutsu = Geekus Flytrap.

I don't want to live in a world where guys can't nail adorable female ninjas that ride sport bikes. IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!

[Raycetpfl]

It's a Street thing. You wouldn't understand.



Your opinion sucks, is wrong, and I hereby revoke your right to have it.



http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=1#post2838775

That might be my favorite Krav story ever.

[W. Rabbit]

Here's how it works: it doesn't.

At least not in the way people (men) think.

Ashely Madison is no different. These are honeypots designed to scam people (men) out of their money, like casinos, strip clubs, and whorehouses. %5 of Ashley Madison are women. Tinder reduces fake bot accounts "by 90%" it's still in the hundreds of millions, because it's good for their business model NOT to tell you that a great fraction of profiles are not only 100% fake, they're scam artists out to get your money.

Tinder, a mobile dating network app that enables users to meet potential love interests in their geographic location and choose whether they find a user attractive, has long been criticised for greatly lacking security, making it easy for anyone to pretend to be someone else and for automated chat bots to spam users with ads for porn and webcam strip shows.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/tinder-dece...remain-1494361

There are literally a billion very funny Tinder exchanges online. Who's the troll, and who's the trollee? Maybe neither, maybe both.

One thing is for sure, you're probably safer and better off leaving your fucking basement, going out, and buying someone a cocktail.

Motorcycles + Ninjutsu = Geekus Flytrap.

[Holy Moment]

Im sorry ghost but if you're going out of way to grapple people you know that are non-grapplers when they're not appraoching you or giving you trouble, I think you're a coward and are just looking for some weird sort of validation from the internet.

It's a Street thing. You wouldn't understand.

You can swear and act tough and tell me to 'shut the fuck up' (as if you have some way of making me anyway.. *rolls eyes), but I am entitled to my opinion and i am of the opinion that ghost is being a idiot and has obviously not learnt humility and grace and maturity from martial arts in the way he should have.

Your opinion sucks, is wrong, and I hereby revoke your right to have it.

Where he bit a Krav guy.

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=1#post2838775

[Raycetpfl]

[W. Rabbit]

Biting.

Honeypot.

Catfish.

This thread is making me hungry.

How to Spot Spam Profiles on Tinder
http://www.bbb.org/council/news-even...les-on-tinder/

[Raycetpfl]

Most certainly not. Letting someone else's failure fall from memory is against the ToS.

Plus the little Ninja with crotch rocket on tinder seemed interested in "going live" and he didn't even try to hit her. Seems like his Ninja Challenge record should reflect this. I know I am new here but It seems like he tapped out to fear due to Myth and Lore of North Western United States Ninja Clan.
:-p
I mean again why else wouldn't you have went a few rounds Ghost? Gloved of course. I mean even afterwards if you would have just disappeared she would be fine with that. I mean she is Ninja.... such is their custom.

[ermghoti]

Are we ever going to let ghost live this down?

Most certainly not. Letting someone else's failure fall from memory is against the ToS.

[BKR]

You must be fun at parties.

Not unlike pissed off Porcupine...

[BKR]

Did you even read the OP? He wants to cleanse his city of ninjas. Give me a break. I could go after every aikido guy that wanders into my judo gym and try my best to make them tap but thats pathetic. You can swear and act tough and tell me to 'shut the fuck up' (as if you have some way of making me anyway.. *rolls eyes), but I am entitled to my opinion and i am of the opinion that ghost is being a idiot and has obviously not learnt humility and grace and maturity from martial arts in the way he should have. A mature intelligent accomplished grappler would never make such a pathetic and immature thread. If you don't like that opinion, too fuckin bad. Your problem, not mine.

So, who are you a dupe account for ? Anybody want to check ?

Havent' you read his profile ? He isn't an accomplished grappler, he's a essentially a noob like you. However, he has a much finer and subtler sense of humor than you do.

[Raycetpfl]

Fair enough. Tampa Jiu Jitsu located on dale Mabry hwy. ,Tampa Fl Ask for Rayce.
(Also I may have several blood borne diseases. In an effort to be hardcore enough to provide real self defence to Krav's elite student base I injected myself with hiv and hep. C. Those are common to many intravenous drug users that maybe attacking Krav practitioners oN their way oUT of thE gas station. I wanted to make sure that I kept it real enough or street enuff. you know what I'm saying?)

I hope the teasing tone comes across in this but it really is a bad bad idea. You're not even in a position to bite and on top of that I am raining FUCKING HELL FIRE BLOWS AND I AM WEARING CANVAS PANTS! It's a fools errand. You will not get out of a good mount by biting. You or anyone (including myself)will be injured badly. Mount escapes get you out of mount, Not biting.

[Raycetpfl]

Challenge excepted.

Fair enough. Tampa Jiu Jitsu located on dale Mabry hwy. ,Tampa Fl Ask for Rayce.
(Also I may have several blood borne diseases. In an effort to be hardcore enough to provide real self defence to Krav's elite student base I injected myself with hiv and hep. C. Those are common to many intravenous drug users that maybe attacking Krav practitioners oN their way oUT of thE gas station. I wanted to make sure that I kept it real enough or street enuff. you know what I'm saying?)

[Bneterasedmynam]

Seriously though I think it can depend on what kind of fight and where you get bit. Is it likely to end a fight?? No probably not but it can somewhat fuck you up. Getting part of your face bit up, or your nuts. Neither is worth a tap or a "victory" in a fight.

[Bneterasedmynam]

Where he bit a Krav guy.

I was teaching Bjj at a Krav school and some chic asked "what about biting to get out of mount ?" I laughed and then realized she was seriously serious. I asked who wanted to try it while I was striking from mount. I didn't get any takers, but I know they think that silly shit is like the kryptonite of bjj,mma,etc.
I converted a few guys from that school but the dumb shits are aplenty around those places.

Challenge excepted.