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    The war on Ninjas

    Fucking hell. This is it. These fucker's must be stopped. After yesterday's encounter, I decided that Portland needs to be fucking cleansed ASAP. I thought that we probably only had one Ninja spawning ground, and that I could solve the problem by burning that shit to the ground. Unfortunately, basic googling suggests that there are at least five of these places exist in the Portland area, with another one in Vancouver. How should I proceed? I keep running into these fucktards and I'm at the end of my rope.

    #2
    Originally posted by ghost55 View Post
    Fucking hell. This is it. These fucker's must be stopped. After yesterday's encounter, I decided that Portland needs to be fucking cleansed ASAP. I thought that we probably only had one Ninja spawning ground, and that I could solve the problem by burning that shit to the ground. Unfortunately, basic googling suggests that there are at least five of these places exist in the Portland area, with another one in Vancouver. How should I proceed? I keep running into these fucktards and I'm at the end of my rope.
    First, What happened?

    Second, maybe work on earning your blue belt first?

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      #3
      Originally posted by <plasma> View Post
      First, What happened?

      Second, maybe work on earning your blue belt first?
      I'm basically still fuming over yesterday's encounter. Dude showed up at the dojo with a two inch long thumb nail that he claims he has so he can stab people and gouge out eyes because he cross trains in the booj. I couldn't call him out because he also has a black belt in Kyokushin/Shotokan. I only found out about the nail after he punched me in the face several times during a light spar. I'll be back training BJJ once college starts. Currently doing Kyokushin because I can't afford the local BJJ gym ($200 a month is a no) and the Judo places are too far away for me to make it more than once a week.

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        #4
        Simple answer in our dojo, trim that shit or you're not allowed on the floor. We keep some nail clippers handy.

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          #5
          Originally posted by ghost55 View Post
          I'm basically still fuming over yesterday's encounter. Dude showed up at the dojo with a two inch long thumb nail that he claims he has so he can stab people and gouge out eyes because he cross trains in the booj. I couldn't call him out because he also has a black belt in Kyokushin/Shotokan. I only found out about the nail after he punched me in the face several times during a light spar. I'll be back training BJJ once college starts. Currently doing Kyokushin because I can't afford the local BJJ gym ($200 a month is a no) and the Judo places are too far away for me to make it more than once a week.

          Simple solution, tell him you don't spar with any one that doesn't trim their nails.

          How do you plan to win your "War on Ninja" if you couldn't even challenge this one?

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            #6
            Originally posted by <plasma> View Post
            Simple solution, tell him you don't spar with any one that doesn't trim their nails.

            How do you plan to win your "War on Ninja" if you couldn't even challenge this one?
            Well I was planning to quietly torch all of the dojo's in the dead of night. The nail was also revealed after one class ended and another was about to begin. I'll probably ask him to roll if I see him again and there is time.

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              #7
              Tactics straight from the KKK manual.

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                #8
                Originally posted by <plasma> View Post
                Tactics straight from the KKK manual.
                The joke->






                Your head->

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ghost55 View Post
                  Well I was planning to quietly torch all of the dojo's in the dead of night. The nail was also revealed after one class ended and another was about to begin. I'll probably ask him to roll if I see him again and there is time.
                  I'd say that sounded pretty 'ninja'! lol

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Rarius View Post
                    I'd say that sounded pretty 'ninja'! lol
                    This guy gets it.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by ghost55 View Post
                      This guy gets it.
                      So the next step is to torch yourself?

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                        #12
                        Unfortunately, the "martial arts" attracts people who are visibly out of bounds. It also attracts really sound-minded people, too.

                        It's about percentages that can usually be expressed in the bell curve. Generally speaking in any discipline or practice, there will be the upper 20% of the group who "get it" and are there for the right reasons. There will be a larger number of people in the center of the curve, about 60% who are there for varying degrees of right and wrong thinking and can do the work with degrees of ability and right engagement. And, then there are the lower 20% who need to be somewhere else for differing reasons.

                        The lower 20% don't have to have poor skills. They might simply not have the mental or emotional balance for the thing, whatever discipline or practice it is, or they might not have right motive. Needing to be somewhere else isn't just having or not having skill, it is about the whole man concept.

                        I've spent a lot of time looking at "ninjutsu." My degree is in Asian history and I spent three years in Japan a long time ago (add joke about meeting the Shogun). Unfortunately, outside of its historical context, in modernity, the whole idea of being a reconnaissance soldier or agent of espionage from feudal Japan is a little out of step with living today.

                        Rather than blame a historical practice, maybe it is you are meeting damaged people. They may be people of varying skill and ability, but they are still lacking in some area of emotional / mental development, whereby they think they are being tough when in fact they are simply badly out of step with their environment and cannot see it.

                        These people are self-disqualified.

                        In a decade they may look back and realize it, or they may continue in their path of self-justification.

                        I've learned to avoid such people. I used to talk with them and try to challenge their thinking in a positive way, but until they come to some dead end of self-realization, they'll rationalize whatever bizarre definition they hold to. In a decade they may say, "I'm sorry for X," but you may be living with the negative of what X was.

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                          #13
                          That was a very nice, apologetic, and sincere post there Mr. mrtnira. I am sorry to have to tell you this... but most nintards aren't even humans anymore. They don't posses the ability to be or gain self awareness on any level. The cannot look at themselves critically or apply frame works of logic over new information.

                          They choose their ignorance. It isn't like they were born nintarded. Their parents didn't raise them to be nintarded. They chose their path and with each step down that path, the path grows behind them so that they may not find their way back.

                          They are lost, do not waste your time painting up the demented and insane. Once back to their lair they just smear the makeup everywhere and start pooping in their hands.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
                            That was a very nice, apologetic, and sincere post there Mr. mrtnira. I am sorry to have to tell you this... but most nintards aren't even humans anymore. They don't posses the ability to be or gain self awareness on any level. The cannot look at themselves critically or apply frame works of logic over new information.

                            They choose their ignorance. It isn't like they were born nintarded. Their parents didn't raise them to be nintarded. They chose their path and with each step down that path, the path grows behind them so that they may not find their way back.

                            They are lost, do not waste your time painting up the demented and insane. Once back to their lair they just smear the makeup everywhere and start pooping in their hands.
                            If those are the characteristics of what you consider "not humans" then you just described the majority of people throughout history as "not humans."

                            In the ninja's case, it's no biggie. They have a hard-on on having their origins from the 'Hinin' of Japan.

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                              #15
                              I just smile and, in a REALLY FRIENDLY fashion, invite them to our open mat.
                              Haven't had a taker yet.
                              Apparently ninjutsu is "too deadly" for Kyokushin to handle, lol!

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