Chin Na - Tales of Gong Sau and a Review of the System

[goodlun]

Anyone else feels like this is going to end with Holy Moment being given a choice as to which leg he wants to keep.

[ghost55]

Anyone else feels like this is going to end with Holy Moment being given a choice as to which leg he wants to keep.

Either that or The Villain ends up getting sat on by Emmanuel Yarborough. We don't know how far down HM's streetnections truly go.

[Holy Moment]

But weight lifting is part of kung fu training

Dicking around with rings and carrying buckets of water does not constitute weightlifting. Kung-fuers who carry around stones might have a solid case, though.

Anyone else feels like this is going to end with Holy Moment being given a choice as to which leg he wants to keep.

Either that or The Villain ends up getting sat on by Emmanuel Yarborough. We don't know how far down HM's Streetnections truly go.

A standard stipulation for all my PitFights is Loser Gets Teabagged.

[Holy Moment]

Here are my rules:

- BAREKNUCKLES ONLY. Or small MMA gloves if you want.

- No throwing opponent at of ring (If we have a ring, otherwise its not a problem)

- Any uniform you want except armor.

- No hits to the head but groin strikes and biting are allowed. Eye strikes are pointless because I wear glasses so I'll respect your handicap and not do the same.

Is that all right with everyone? I'll travel anywhere, Ill even fight you in the freezing Jersey Shore lol.

[ghost55]

Here are my rules:

- BAREKNUCKLES ONLY. Or small MMA gloves if you want.

- No throwing opponent at of ring (If we have a ring, otherwise its not a problem)

- Any uniform you want except armor.

- No hits to the head but groin strikes and biting are allowed. Eye strikes are pointless because I wear glasses so I'll respect your handicap and not do the same.

Is that all right with everyone? I'll travel anywhere, Ill even fight you in the freezing Jersey Shore lol.

I feel like this should be done in some form of pit...

[goodlun]

Here are my rules:
- Any uniform you want except armor.

I am thinking

[W. Rabbit]

Dicking around with rings and carrying buckets of water does not constitute weightlifting. Kung-fuers who carry around stones might have a solid case, though.

It depends on the material and number of rings or total volume of water. That's just physics. Seriously, though, you should avoid training with metals that are transdermically poisonous.

Solid brass is a safe bet, and it has antimicrobial properties.

I agree about kung fu and small boulders.

[Omega Supreme]

Okay, I've tried to make sense of this thread. WTF? Abridged version please.

[goodlun]

Okay, I've tried to make sense of this thread. WTF? Abridged version please.

Holy Moment called you a pussy

[Mr. Machette]

God.

I am hard as a diamond right now.

[cualltaigh]

Okay, I've tried to make sense of this thread. WTF? Abridged version please.

- The Villain wrote an old school tongue in cheek dig at Kung fu by claiming it is responsible for his grappling skilz.
- Which broke Ghost55's brain.
- Kung Fu is for pussies.
- BJJ is for pussies.
- lifting weights is for pussies.
- it turns out that Holy Moment doesn't sport a Dan Severn-esque mo but did win a no-Gi gold medal at blue belt.
- The Villain misses Rudy Abel.

[Locu5]

Holy Moment called you a pussy

in holy moment's defense... he is

[Omega Supreme]

Rudy and Jordan should marry each other.

[bombom]

Rudy and Jordan should marry each other.

Which one wears the gown?

[Holy Moment]

Holy Moment called you a pussy

I didn't call him a pussy, I logically proved it.

Kung-fu is for pussies.

Omega does kung-fu.

Therefore...