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    Your Martial Art Sucks: Ki Edition

    Your Martial Art Sucks: Ki Edition


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCWYlukBtnk

    #2
    damn I wasted a lot of time and money learning how do armbar.

    make a guy freeze from a distance without using a gun? sign me up.

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      #3
      What is the standard response when asked about competition results?

      Is there anyone claiming to have used this IRL? Can anyone verify it working AT ALL?

      Why do people believe this?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Ki-ai View Post
        What is the standard response when asked about competition results?

        Is there anyone claiming to have used this IRL? Can anyone verify it working AT ALL?

        Why do people believe this?
        Having spent many years of my young life under the tutelage of people who teach things like this, I can attest that they ALL claim to have used it IRL. I have yet to meet an exception. I've never met one single purveyor of nonsense dead TMA who admitted to having never tried the things he's teaching. I often wonder whether such people are consciously lying or somehow exaggerating things to themselves, although I can't imagine what would lead to the latter.

        I suppose for the sake of completeness the other possibility is that the dumpsters of the world are stuffed full of the bodies of muggers and other thugs who have had their knees exploded, eyes gouged out, and brains deleted via ki attacks.

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          #5
          that shit was terrible. you can't even break a good grip that way. Zero value of any kind

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            #6
            You can hypnotize someone and use that hypnotic suggestion to train reactions like that into them. If they don't truly understand how hypnosis works and that they have been conditioned thusly, they could come to believe that shit is real.

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              #7
              This guy could win every championship in Boxing, Muy Thai, and MMA! Too bad his morals and ethics won't allow him to compete.

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                #8
                Another sample of Mr. Yamaue amazing skill:

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DCS View Post
                  Another sample of Mr. Yamaue amazing skill:

                  I would like to take a moment to explain that Sweden does not support, encourage or condone the wankery displayed in this video. Then again, there is a relatively indigenous style of craptastic JJJ in the country that likely wouldn't bat an eye at this sort of thing.

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                    #10
                    If you love 全日本柔術国際連盟 Ki Magic, everyone looks so happy.

                    If you love martial arts, you realize the Grandmaster is open to a stone cold knockout (non-Ki variety) if he ever tried this with a non-student.



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                      #11
                      Spectacular comment section action in these clips.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Holy Moment View Post
                          We need to get an epileptic Pentecostal to train in this syle and go to a rave.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Plasma View Post
                            Your Martial Art Sucks: Ki Edition


                            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCWYlukBtnk


                            0:04 - The video quality is poor. Did he just cast a spell? Like they do on Naruto?

                            0:08 - Wrist Grab! Wait where is the attack?

                            0:09 - I don’t think there is a wrist escape there, I’m pretty sure the Uke just felt bad and let go.

                            0:12 - Holy Crap! He is frozen by Ki forces!

                            0:17 - Ki Forces also prevent you from having any strength or balance.

                            0:20 - Still apparently frozen. *Cue “Let it go”*

                            0:24 - I guess the spell ended?
                            You guys don't get it! On 0:09, tori performed a lightning fast kick to the nuts - too fast to be captured in video -, rendering uke catatonic.

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                              #15
                              here's his non-ki stuff http://youtu.be/BCWYlukBtnk , still pretty craptastic.

                              No surprise there's a massive amount of compliant drilling and no reality checks of any sort. That's how yo end up believing ki nonsense.

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