Another revolutionary weight-cutting technique!

[ghost55]

Just convince someone to remove your tonsils. not only do you permanently get rid of dead weight, you even get some sweet opiates. This shit is going to revolutionize MMA.

[SLBC]

This shit is going to revolutionize MMA.

Like that piss drinking stuff? Wait a minute...

[goodlun]

Didn't you have a thread similar to this a while back?

[ghost55]

Didn't you have a thread similar to this a while back?

yup. The appendix had to go back in may.

[ermghoti]

Maybe you should just get rid of all your extra organs at once. It would probably save trouble over the long run.

[ghost55]

Maybe you should just get rid of all your extra organs at once. It would probably save trouble over the long run.

Not many non-critical organs left. Spleen and gall-bladder are the only ones that come to mind.

[ChenPengFi]

Have them remove your uterus, cervix and fallopian tubes too.



http://www.inquisitr.com/1686508/rar...-hour-surgery/

[ghost55]

Have them remove your uterus, cervix and fallopian tubes too.



http://www.inquisitr.com/1686508/rar...-hour-surgery/

[ghost55]

This morning I stepped on the scale and my weight was 129.4lbs. I am actually becoming mildly concerned.

[Hadzu]

This morning I stepped on the scale and my weight was 129.4lbs. I am actually becoming mildly concerned.

That's a little disconcerting. Pardon my asking, but how tall are you?

[ghost55]

That's a little disconcerting. Pardon my asking, but how tall are you?

5'7". I have pretty broad shoulders though.

[Hadzu]

5'7". I have pretty broad shoulders though.

[ghost55]

I actually went back to the U.S. for the holidays and surgery. My problem is that my throat currently feels like I gave Thanos a blowjob, so eating food is challenging. I'm probably going to enter full bulk mode as soon as I finish healing and return to Germany. I just hope I don't lose too much more weight during the next week. At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if I hit 125.

[Hadzu]

I actually went back to the U.S. for the holidays and surgery. My problem is that my throat currently feels like I gave Thanos a blowjob, so eating food is challenging. I'm probably going to enter full bulk mode as soon as I finish healing and return to Germany. I just hope I don't lose too much more weight during the next week. At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if I hit 125.

Man, that sounds like suck. Hope you get back in gear sometime soon. The worst (read: only) medical situation I've ever gone through was a knife-related accident when I was eight that required two stitches on my left hand, so I can't say I know what you're going through or whatever, but I raise my Julmust to you all the same.

Also, you made me google image search Thanos. The only comic books I've ever read in my life was Donald Duck when I was nine years old.

[ghost55]

Man, that sounds like suck. Hope you get back in gear sometime soon. The worst (read: only) medical situation I've ever gone through was a knife-related accident when I was eight that required two stitches on my left hand, so I can't say I know what you're going through or whatever, but I raise my Julmust to you all the same.

Also, you made me google image search Thanos. The only comic books I've ever read in my life was Donald Duck when I was nine years old.

This has been the year of medical fun times for me. On the plus side I think I'm pretty much good for the next decade or so once I heal up.

In comic stuff, I highly recommend the older Marvel stuff. The Chris Claremont/Joe Byrne run of Uncanny X-Men, Iron Man Demon in a Bottle/Armor Wars, and the Infinity Saga are all great.