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    Best way to defend against a prison rape attempt?


    #2
    Are... are you okay, man?

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      #3
      Ummmm ... well. May I suggest some serious review of your life choices which would lead you to have so many fears and bad situations in your life.

      After that I would recommend some 1 on 1 councilling with a licensed therapist.

      From there check out Systema, Krav Maga and Aikido... maybe some Taijitsu. Any of those will fit you like a glove , based on what you have shared with us anyways.

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        #4
        1) make sure that Russia doesn't annex your country
        2) move to a less shitty part of the country


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          #5
          in that situation? you're getting raped.
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            #6
            If you can get to a psychologist, I suggest you do so. Do you have flashbacks a lot? Clearly you have hyper-vigilance.
            Also, yes. Move, if you can.

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              #7
              Watch Shawshank Redemption

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                #8
                What you need to do is find the biggest baddest SOB in there, and make yourself his bitch.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sam Losco View Post

                  Im short guy (about 162 cm) and muscularly chubby (120+ kg with fat % around 25),
                  Since you obviously have an adamantium skeleton I wouldn't worry about it.

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                    #10
                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfaTjDG_jD0

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                      #11
                      Do BJJ.

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                        #12
                        Anal dentata.
                        Dan Severn loves raping people.

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                          #13
                          Don't piss people off is a good start, also
                          http://www.prisonfellowship.org/docu...ival_guide.pdf
                          Of the single rapier fight between valiant men, having both skill, he that is the best wrestler, or if neither of them can wrestle, the strongest man most commonly kills the other, or leaves him at his mercy.
                          –George Silver, Paradoxes of Defence

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                            #14
                            3 dudes trying to rape you sounds like you're getting your ass destroyed, sorry man

                            though if your weight and lifts give a real indication I feel like they'd rather pick someone else who's an easier target

                            also get some vicious lowlife friends

                            aaand +1 to the suggestions of: psychologist or psychiatrist, moving, and watching Shawshank redemption because that movie is fucking amazing

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                            EDIT: also season 1 of the boondocks sounds right up your alley

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                              #15
                              You are obviously ugly, no offence, but if you are also bald, and bearded, you would be last in the raping as long as you aren't in prison as a sex offender.
                              If your attackers have a taste for power lifting chunky midgets...
                              You can swallow a fork.
                              you can shit yourself, and walk around with a nice steaming cake in your pants, but you would get attacked (cause of smell) and thrown to solitary.
                              You can have a tattoo with a fake hole on your ass so they get confused.
                              But In all seriousness,I really think that getting a bald head and a full beard would be enough in your case, a 162 cm 120 kg ... you are Gimly from lord of the rings mate. Just hope there is a Lagolas doing time with you, and you are golden.
                              Also, lets say you did get raped by a bunch of guys, that's horrible, but i think that going through life (in the fucking Balkans) looking like Gimly Gloin's cousin should have mentally toughen you up. You would survive, just relax your anus and go to your happy place (Moria) , never talk about it when you get out (in forums for example) and suppress it.

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