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    Crossfit Self Defense

    Didn't find this on a search. The commentary is priceless, funnier than the Crossfit self defense class.

    http://jiujitsutimes.com/blog/crossfit-self-defense/
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    #2
    "If I ever attack a Crossfitter with my boom box, I'm fucked"

    Had to stop the vid at that point...laughing too hard.

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      #3
      Dang-ga-dang, crawl through the doggie door.
      "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

      Originally posted by strikistanian
      DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
      Originally posted by Devil
      Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
      Originally posted by Plasma
      At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
      Originally posted by SoulMechanic
      Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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        #4
        You mock crossfit defense now... wait till you get snatched like a rag doll O_o.

        Which is also a excellent way to pass guard.


        Then receive your AKOD, crossfit slang for "Ass Kicking Of Day"

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          #5
          That was hilarious, thanks for sharing.

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            #6
            Originally posted by big maclol View Post
            You mock crossfit defense now... wait till you get snatched like a rag doll O_o.

            Which is also a excellent way to pass guard.


            Then receive your AKOD, crossfit slang for "Ass Kicking Of Day"
            if they could snatch without breaking their backs, I'd be worried

            Sent from my GT-I9100

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              #7
              "Bas Rutten's Lethal Streetfighting: 50 bucks, and it actually works".

              Most useful bit of info in this video.

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                #8
                Both of these videos have shown up on my Facebook feed this past week. Here's the second one that showcases how CrossFighters are bred:

                http://broscience.co/crossfitters-think-fighters-train/
                Originally posted by Mr. Machette
                Lift a lot of weights and sexually assault anyone who tries step to you. Flip the script. Watch that fight turn to flight when you go for penetration.
                Originally posted by Raycetpfl
                Just for future reference dude..... when you are doing it right you don't soil your under-roos when you nail chicks.

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                  #9
                  "Yo, when did Tony Shaloub get into kettle bells?"

                  LOL

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