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    Jū-Muay-Do

    give it to me one time - Yeag
    give it to me - two times (1, 2)
    give it to me three times (1, 2, 3)
    give it to me four times (1, 2, 3, 4)

    O-Soto-Elbow-Fucking Hammer;

    http://pwtorch.com/artman2/uploads/1/kidd.jpg

    Uchi Maitai

    Tae Goshi Motherfucrcker

    http://message.axkickboxing.com/imag...0Kick_dojo.jpg

    Fucko-So:Gake

    http://66.147.244.75/~muaytha9/wp-co...rmal-22Lxd.jpg
    Last edited by Gun-Maga; 8/17/2014 5:26pm, .

    #2


    I think I just had a Streetgasm.
    Dan Severn loves raping people.

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      #3


      Gun-Maga; I'm just going to take a stab at this, but here goes. It is my belief that a couple of years ago, you worked as a crash test-dummy and hit your head really hard. That would explain each and every one of your posts. I am positive that this is not a language barrier; your English is o.k.

      Last edited by slamdunc; 8/17/2014 5:37pm, .
      I thought I spelled it wrong, but as I said I'm a mechanic not an English professor.

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        #4
        What's funny is that it says his post is edited, meaning that he made this thread, looked at it and went "oh no, that's not right", and we're viewing the FIXED version. That up there's the fucking director's cut.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Gun-Maga View Post
          . . .I SURELY BREK THINGS WHATEVER COLLIDES WITH MY KINUCKLES BUT MY KNUCJKES DO THE BREAKING NOT THE CRASH TEST DUM-ASS PART

          TIME TO GROW SOME SCAR TIESSUE BOYS
          . . . Are you trying to tell us/emphasize that everything you punch ends up breaking your knuckles? And that you are excited about breaking them?

          Because that is what I'm taking away from your post.

          Also, you're weird.

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            #6
            No idea what this thread is about, but I do appreciate the reference to Toots & The Maytals "5446":

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              #7
              Reading the title, I had hoped that someone had created "Ju Muay Do" after obtaining a yellow belt in Judo and watching Van Damme's Kickboxer 110 times in a row.
              Would be even more epic if he had given himself a 13th Dan, just to say he was better than Kano and started a Youtube training channel.

              ...this thread does NOT deliver :-(
              Originally posted by Jiujitsu77
              You know you are crazy about BJJ/Martial arts when...
              Originally posted by Humanzee
              ...your books on Kama Sutra and BJJ are interchangeable.
              Originally posted by jk55299 on Keysi Fighting Method
              It looks like this is a great fighting method if someone replaces your shampoo with superglue.
              The real deadly:

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                #8
                Crush your enemies, drink tea and hear the police chasing you

                Originally posted by Rene "Zendokan" Gysenbergs View Post
                Reading the title, I had hoped that someone had created "Ju Muay Do" after obtaining a yellow belt in Judo and watching Van Damme's Kickboxer 110 times in a row.

                ...this thread does NOT deliver :-(

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Gun-Maga View Post
                  I tell you this formidable structure of this art in a nutcase;
                  I've now had my morning dose of irony; please share more on this art. I can't wait to jump onto my opponent's thigh and do that headbutt to the testicles thing. What if I have to fight a woman; the testicle thing won't work very well. Do you have any techniques that incorporate manipulation of the female breasts? I hear they are a vulnerability in women and since I don't always fight men, I need some tips.
                  I thought I spelled it wrong, but as I said I'm a mechanic not an English professor.

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                    #10
                    BEating opponents who are females

                    Originally posted by slamdunc View Post
                    I've now had my morning dose of irony; please share more on this art. I can't wait to jump onto my opponent's thigh and do that headbutt to the testicles thing. What if I have to fight a woman; the testicle thing won't work very well. Do you have any techniques that incorporate manipulation of the female breasts? I hear they are a vulnerability in women and since I don't always fight men, I need some tips.


                    Try it out yourself and you will notice that this shit works and is totally up in the line of Ju-Muay-Do

                    There is also a side-program which stays true to principles of the art but involves guns

                    Here is an example of these brilliant strategies that can be easily adapted into real-life everyday situations (remember to wear kneepads and bulletproof vest though)

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                      #11
                      War Machine? Is that you?

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                        #12
                        Cool:

                        Originally posted by ghost55 View Post
                        War Machine? Is that you?

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                          #13
                          Dan Severn loves raping people.

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                            #14
                            Screwy Thai.

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                              #15
                              News report: bath salts have hit the Danish streets, with a vengeance.
                              "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

                              Originally posted by strikistanian
                              DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
                              Originally posted by Devil
                              Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
                              Originally posted by Plasma
                              At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
                              Originally posted by SoulMechanic
                              Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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