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    #16
    Originally posted by Gun-Maga View Post
    Would you peossbely want to give evidence of your claim that I am a "troll"?
    Done and done: http://www.bullshido.net/forums/sear...earchid=332023

    You're either trolling or mentally impaired. Actually, given the quality of your posts, I lean towards a combination of the two.
    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

    Originally posted by strikistanian
    DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Originally posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
    Originally posted by Plasma
    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
    Originally posted by SoulMechanic
    Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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      #17
      If judo is a satanic cult to teach people to fight poorly, then aikido is the throne of Azathoth at the center of ultimate chaos.

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        #18
        Originally posted by Permalost View Post
        If judo is a satanic cult to teach people to fight poorly, then aikido is the throne of Azathoth at the center of ultimate chaos.
        Does this make sambo or bjj part of the Cult of Cthulhu then?

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          #19
          Originally posted by catfishaggie View Post
          Does this make sambo or bjj part of the Cult of Cthulhu then?
          Probably the Cult of Dagon more than anything else.

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            #20
            Originally posted by goodlun View Post
            You know two blog post from the same guy isn't much proof and Let's Learn Judo with Vladimir Putin. Is likely proof that Judo is not in fact "satanic", as Putin is a devote Christian.

            Although I have heard rumors that the local http://thesatanictemple.com/ offers an open mat every Sunday so who knows.
            Those people seem shockingly reasonable. Of course they would do Judo.

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              #21
              Originally posted by Gun-Maga View Post
              Would you peossbely want to give evidence of your claim that I am a "troll"?
              Your terrible post history.

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                #22
                Hold up, I thought BJJ was of the Cult of Gracie and Sambo, the Cult of Cthulhu. Ohhh man, I am sooooo confused. So glad that last year I took up Judo and Sambo to get me all straightened out.

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by Gun-Maga View Post
                  Okay Man - hereś what I think/assume

                  I know I am ready to understand that in some circumstances it may in some ways considered the most part true, more or less, or it is said that I did not actually deny whether it will thus be possible

                  I have nothing against judo or mma just wanted to mention in passing that judo is a satanic conspiracy - letś chill out men
                  Oh goody, a troll telling somebody to chill out. You're cute.

                  How about you start by actually coming up with how Judo makes a person steer away from the teachings of God.

                  I'll wait.

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                    #24
                    All martial arts were made to serve the God Emperor of Mankind.

                    Praised be He who laughs in the face of Chaos, whose petty lesser gods fear him and call him "Anathema".

                    Last edited by W. Rabbit; 7/01/2014 1:03pm, .

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by Omega Supreme View Post
                      How about you start by actually coming up with how Judo makes a person steer away from the teachings of God.

                      I'll wait.
                      They make you bow before an ancestor like some sort of golden calf before and after class?

                      I think that is the only compelling argument I have heard on the topic and its not very strong.
                      Of the single rapier fight between valiant men, having both skill, he that is the best wrestler, or if neither of them can wrestle, the strongest man most commonly kills the other, or leaves him at his mercy.
                      –George Silver, Paradoxes of Defence

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                        #26
                        Tomoe nage was invented by demons to roll humans into a hell portal.

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by goodlun View Post
                          They make you bow before an ancestor like some sort of golden calf before and after class?

                          I think that is the only compelling argument I have heard on the topic and its not very strong.
                          i really think that those who can't get their head around the bowing thing (because their angry sky daddy will punish them) don't deserve judo. life is full of choices, and if your bronze age superstitions are holding you back, so be it.
                          "Face punches are an essential character building part of a martial art. You don't truly love your children unless you allow them to get punched in the face." - chi-conspiricy
                          "When I was a little boy, I had a sailor suit, but it didn't mean I was in the Navy." - Mtripp on the subject of a 5 year old karate black belt
                          "Without actual qualifications to be a Zen teacher, your instructor is just another roundeye raping Asian culture for a buck." - Errant108
                          "Seriously, who gives a fuck what you or Errant think? You're Asian males, everyone just ignores you, unless you're in a krotty movie." - new2bjj

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                            #28
                            Then on the other hand we have this
                            http://www.joplinjudo.com/
                            Of the single rapier fight between valiant men, having both skill, he that is the best wrestler, or if neither of them can wrestle, the strongest man most commonly kills the other, or leaves him at his mercy.
                            –George Silver, Paradoxes of Defence

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                              #29
                              People quit Hung ga training because they believe hitting the Lion drum and dancing with the Lion head is utterly Satanic. Showing respect to sun toi ancestors or a figurine of Guan Yu I can understand. But playing drums and dancing?

                              Christ, compel them to become unstupid.

                              Seriously, asking for a favor here, Jesus. Give me the strength to heal their warped little minds.

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by ghost55 View Post
                                Probably the Cult of Dagon more than anything else.
                                Yes this is the total direction I want to be guided in - please continuate the eviluation of the most obscure/mad/satanic/occult grappling styles

                                http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/200H...00-d7hcsb4.jpg

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