Judo is a Satanic brainwashing cult

[ermghoti]

Would you peossbely want to give evidence of your claim that I am a "troll"?

Done and done: http://www.bullshido.net/forums/sear...earchid=332023

You're either trolling or mentally impaired. Actually, given the quality of your posts, I lean towards a combination of the two.

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If judo is a satanic cult to teach people to fight poorly, then aikido is the throne of Azathoth at the center of ultimate chaos.

[catfishaggie]

If judo is a satanic cult to teach people to fight poorly, then aikido is the throne of Azathoth at the center of ultimate chaos.

Does this make sambo or bjj part of the Cult of Cthulhu then?

[ghost55]

Does this make sambo or bjj part of the Cult of Cthulhu then?

Probably the Cult of Dagon more than anything else.

[ghost55]

You know two blog post from the same guy isn't much proof and Let's Learn Judo with Vladimir Putin. Is likely proof that Judo is not in fact "satanic", as Putin is a devote Christian.

Although I have heard rumors that the local http://thesatanictemple.com/ offers an open mat every Sunday so who knows.

Those people seem shockingly reasonable. Of course they would do Judo.

[It is Fake]

Would you peossbely want to give evidence of your claim that I am a "troll"?

Your terrible post history.

[searcher66071]

Hold up, I thought BJJ was of the Cult of Gracie and Sambo, the Cult of Cthulhu. Ohhh man, I am sooooo confused. So glad that last year I took up Judo and Sambo to get me all straightened out.

[Omega Supreme]

Okay Man - hereś what I think/assume

I know I am ready to understand that in some circumstances it may in some ways considered the most part true, more or less, or it is said that I did not actually deny whether it will thus be possible

I have nothing against judo or mma just wanted to mention in passing that judo is a satanic conspiracy - letś chill out men

Oh goody, a troll telling somebody to chill out. You're cute.

How about you start by actually coming up with how Judo makes a person steer away from the teachings of God.

I'll wait.

[W. Rabbit]

All martial arts were made to serve the God Emperor of Mankind.

Praised be He who laughs in the face of Chaos, whose petty lesser gods fear him and call him "Anathema".

[goodlun]

How about you start by actually coming up with how Judo makes a person steer away from the teachings of God.

I'll wait.

They make you bow before an ancestor like some sort of golden calf before and after class?

I think that is the only compelling argument I have heard on the topic and its not very strong.

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Tomoe nage was invented by demons to roll humans into a hell portal.

[Ming Loyalist]

They make you bow before an ancestor like some sort of golden calf before and after class?

I think that is the only compelling argument I have heard on the topic and its not very strong.

i really think that those who can't get their head around the bowing thing (because their angry sky daddy will punish them) don't deserve judo. life is full of choices, and if your bronze age superstitions are holding you back, so be it.

[goodlun]

Then on the other hand we have this
http://www.joplinjudo.com/

[W. Rabbit]

People quit Hung ga training because they believe hitting the Lion drum and dancing with the Lion head is utterly Satanic. Showing respect to sun toi ancestors or a figurine of Guan Yu I can understand. But playing drums and dancing?

Christ, compel them to become unstupid.

Seriously, asking for a favor here, Jesus. Give me the strength to heal their warped little minds.

[Gun-Maga]

Probably the Cult of Dagon more than anything else.

Yes this is the total direction I want to be guided in - please continuate the eviluation of the most obscure/mad/satanic/occult grappling styles

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