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    The greatest "worst" martial arts movies ever?

    Not content to let a good thing continue unabated (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=122955) I'm starting a thread; inviting everyone to put forth their worst martial arts movies. Movies so bad, they became legend, and then myth...but they were still truly shit.

    We're talking The Room type of movies, but where it's all about TMA or general MA action. Please, if you mention Steven Seagal stuff, know that those movies are far too good to be featured on this list.

    Here's my first "best of the ABSOLUTE WORST" MA movies ever, starting with a diamond among gems--Fatal Deviation.



    Also considered by Cracked to be the worst movie ever made

    http://www.cracked.com/article_18632...ever-made.html

    Hehehe...let the games begin!!!

    #2
    I think this is great but people say its bad:

    Dan Severn loves raping people.

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      #3
      Gymkata was the worst.







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        #4
        Gymkata was the worst.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gymkata







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          #5
          Any ninja movie with Richard Harrison, but especially this one.

          '�I am no advocate of passivity,� Coffin Mott said in an 1860 speech. �Quakerism, as I understand it, does not mean quietism. The early Friends were agitators; disturbers of the peace; and were more obnoxious in their day to charges, which are now so freely made, than we are.�'

          My Glossary: https://www.bullshido.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=129294

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            #6
            HOLY SHIT THAT FIGHT WAS EPIC!!!! Damn...good shit there brah, never seen live action 90's Naruto before. I can just imagine how the rest of this movie was.

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              #7
              I see your worthy entries, and raise you 9 1/2 Ninjas:

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                #8
                Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
                Any ninja movie with Richard Harrison, but especially this one.

                Here's my one up to you scene, good ninja!



                NOW that's some live action Naruto.

                Anyone feel like the Ninja Terminator fight scene was the inspiration for the final fight in X-men Origins: Wolverine?

                Two good guys vs one baddy?

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                  #9
                  '�I am no advocate of passivity,� Coffin Mott said in an 1860 speech. �Quakerism, as I understand it, does not mean quietism. The early Friends were agitators; disturbers of the peace; and were more obnoxious in their day to charges, which are now so freely made, than we are.�'

                  My Glossary: https://www.bullshido.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=129294

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                    #10
                    Hmm...I don't think movies that are parodies count, they're designed to be shit on purpose. Hence they are self aware, let's post movies that have o clue how daft they are!! That's really funny! And Kung Pow was a good movie, even had the Matrix cow fight scene.

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                      #11
                      '�I am no advocate of passivity,� Coffin Mott said in an 1860 speech. �Quakerism, as I understand it, does not mean quietism. The early Friends were agitators; disturbers of the peace; and were more obnoxious in their day to charges, which are now so freely made, than we are.�'

                      My Glossary: https://www.bullshido.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=129294

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
                        WTF....? I HAVE to watch this now!

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                          I didn't think I was going to masturbate today after taking a toenail to the scrotum in wrestling. Watching Jim Varney strangle a small child changed that.

                          I like watching Jim Varney kill people.

                          Dan Severn loves raping people.

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                            #14
                            Double post.................
                            Last edited by gregaquaman; 4/29/2014 8:23pm, .
                            Whitsunday Martial Arts Airlie Beach North Queensland.
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                              #15
                              Aussie park boys is the worst movie ever made.

                              Not just the worst martial arts movie.

                              Maybe. They did make a sequel.
                              http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fH_d_Q8wKWg


                              You can't beat reviews like this.
                              http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0473443/reviews
                              Whitsunday Martial Arts Airlie Beach North Queensland.
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