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    True Crappling

    I found a technique that will guarantee victory at NAGA, in fact i will try this on class tonight.....TO THE BURRITO STORE!!



    (I'm posting on a iOS so if vid doesn't show let me know!!) lol

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        The young teens I teach would get giggly when someone would fart in class. One in particular, who is a very serious competitor, would lose his composure. I suggested he ought to ignore the fart, no matter how loud or smelly. He started to argue with me so I hit him with this scenario.

        "You are in the gold medal match at nationals. You've been behind the whole match, but finally knock your opponent down and get him pinned. You have to hold him for ippon, because you are behind by wazari, and regular match time is up...if he escapes before 20 seconds, you lose. You are holding him in a lengthwise sankaku gatame, with your face near his crotch. No way he is getting out...then he rips a huge, smelly fart in your face...silent but deadly the ref doesn't hear a thing. Are you gonna hold him or start laughing and choking and let him go ?

        So last night, we are rolling, and he is with a (female) student. She farts loudly, and he doesn't even blink. Neither does she. No giggling, no stopping.

        Mission accomplished !
        Last edited by BKR; 3/11/2014 9:04pm, .
        Falling for Judo since 1980

        "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

        "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

        "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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          #5
          I want to get dropped on my head, by BKR, so badly....
          "So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the shit out of you.
          And when the shit's been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand

          "So in short, BJJ wins again. BJJ, and chainmail." - TheMightyMcClaw

          "On bullshido, your opinions are not sacred, neither are your feelings." - Scrapper

          "You entered the lions' den. Don't bitch if you get eaten." - danniboi07

          "Needless to say, it's much easier to clear a bunch of drunk kids out of your house when you're yelling GTFO and carrying a samurai sword." - DerAuslander

          "Eventually, I realized it doesn't matter what art you train, what matters is the method in which you train. Training in an alive manner, under skilled and qualified instruction, is the single most important aspect of gaining martial skill. All else is window dressing." - JNP : Saying it how it is!

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            #6
            Originally posted by JingMerchant! View Post
            I want to get dropped on my head, by BKR, so badly....
            Next time you are in North Idaho, let me know and we'll see what we can arrange.
            Falling for Judo since 1980

            "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

            "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

            "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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              #7
              The Omocaca

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                #8
                Flatulence = t3h d34dly secret newaza! I am pretty sure it is still in the katame no kata somewhere. It's just silent.
                I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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                  Originally posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
                  Flatulence = t3h d34dly secret newaza! I am pretty sure it is still in the katame no kata somewhere. It's just silent.
                  Hahaha, his name is Travis Newaza.
                  No can defend.

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                    #10
                    The world's only brown belt no-gi grappler.
                    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

                    Originally posted by strikistanian
                    DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
                    Originally posted by Devil
                    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
                    Originally posted by Plasma
                    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
                    Originally posted by SoulMechanic
                    Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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