In Denny's.
Pretty awesome display...
Pretty awesome display...
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They should equip all staff with tasers.Comment
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I need to go to Denny's more often. It seems like a great way to test my lethal exciting new RBSD system that is a combination of the best techniques from Krav Maga, Wing Chun, Aikido, and SCARS. It's way to dangerous to spar with, so the wild, untamed savagery of the midnight Denny's should be the perfect place to practice going full contact.Comment
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Jesus Christ alive. What set off that chick in #4?
I can't even tell who is on what side half the time in these. Two guys will be standing shoulder to shoulder, then next thing I know one's punching the other in the back of the head in the pile.
I did notice that despite ample opportunity these fights didn't appear as dirty as they could've been. Not one fork in one eye.Comment
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There is certainly no wholesome entertainment to be found at a waffle house after the club closes.Comment
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What is it about Denny's that makes women want to brawl?? Too much carbs?
Originally posted by Southpaw View PostIn Denny's.
Pretty awesome display...
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...shit. WTF did I just watch?
All I can say is the chick in #2 did some war dance with the chair in her hand. Made her look like a Klingon with a Bat'leth. Also, it seemed like a lot of them were just raging, getting the tension of the work week out. Only a few of them showed real malicious intent, unlike the fat chick in the red costume in #1 who threw a cake all of two feet in front of her. She was just letting off unrelated frustrations. And in #3, why did the dude's nipples get censored? O_o; don't answer that? It's like with Denny's fights the line between "brawl" and "live porn" blurs...Comment
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These are not all fights at Denny's. Some of them are really Krav Maga instructional videos for Level Two.
BTW -- seems the women were the only ones smart enough to use improvised weapons.Comment
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Denny's is all about the Slam Breakfasts, for those with no prior Denny's experience. Grand Slam, French Slam, Moon Over My Slammy....Body Slam, Table Slam...
Unfortunately unless you are an insomniac over 65, most people at Denny's during the "Gremlin Hours" are the inebriated, searching for hot greasy meals to soak up the alcohol they've consumed.
Alcohol + breakfast meats + enclosed space = trouble.
This **** doesn't fly at McDonald's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrili5UW2iEComment
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An excellent name for their after-hours breakast -- Denny's Body Slam!Originally posted by W. Rabbit View PostComment
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See yall should know I am a hard mother fucker.
Cause I totally go and eat at Denny's when I get off of work.
Why the hell not when I can get a short stack of pancakes for $2.Comment
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What have we learned?
1)The ways one can "strike" somebody, without having any appreciable effect on them, are uncountable.
2)Being fat, black and (at least dressed as a) female greatly increases your odds of providing free ut00b, for anyone nearby with a phone, as soon as step into a Denny's after clubbin'.
3)Bruises from dennyfights are pitch-black, perfectly rectangular and move around on the skin, looking suspiciously like censorship.
4)I went to the wrong Denny's for breakfast after going off-shift from one of my nightclubs (it was the downtown Vancouver location). Not one fight. No slung greaseburgers, no chair tennis, nothing. Also, no fat black maybe-females. Not saying there's any connection between that last and anything else, y'unnerstan'...Comment
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A friend of mine was in a Dennys when there was a gang shootout in the parking lot.Comment
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See, this is why I go to IHOP, no brawls just fur and diamonds parties. IHOP after dark is a classy joint.
Also, there's a dubbed version of the #1 fight that's side-splittingly funny but I can't find it, must keep searching.Comment
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