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Originally posted by andrewa View PostI like this comment about "real weapons"....as opposed to I guess...fake weapons?
"Jake started training as a Bujinkan Ninja in 1989 and still trains every day, using real weapons such as throwing stars, swords, and staffs."
I think the plural for "staff" is "staves," unless the guy's "biographer" was talking about employees.
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Geez, the MAP posters defending Hatsumi's dan bonanza are really grasping at straws. Why does he have so many uberdans? Pick one:
-he's a sneaky ninja and doing so is just more sneaky ninja stuff.
-he's appeasing folks by giving them rankings, like a mom buying a ninja Halloween costume for an annoying brat.
-he's cultivating drones for financial reasons so he can continue to train an elite inner circle in the real shit.
-he's doing it to troll other styles where ranks are hard to get.
I thought this post was on point:
Originally posted by PASmithOne thing that gets me is that this state of affairs is never laid at Hatsumi's door. As if it's either something cheeky he intended to happen or it's down to the bad students becoming bad instructors because they accepted grades Hatsumi gave out to keep them quiet.
Hatsumi can do no wrong even when his martial arts association is a random crap shoot of quality that you need years of experience to navigate and even then won't even access without moving to Japan (and not even then it seems).
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Originally posted by Permalost View PostW.Rabbit, are you Wooden Hare over there?
I am bathing in ninja orgy glory. 15th dan tabloid ninjas, "anonymous" ninjas living in Japan (or are they??), technical ninjas, ninja apologists, ninja haters, ninja humorists. Almost 1,000 posts in 5 days.
I haven't geeked out like this over ninjas since I bought my first issue of Ninja Magazine.Last edited by W. Rabbit; 2/21/2014 9:23pm, .
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I had a ninja character once ..very evil.
He got his soul imprisoned by the oriental gods for being obstinate.
Actually, the Dungeon Master just didn't like my character, and that was his way of getting rid of him instead of blatantly killing him off.
He was a fun character to play. He survived a lot of shit on his own..even got chased by a T-Rex when he was down in the Almeido Jungle. Had to run and scale down a cliff wall to get away.
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Originally posted by CapnMunchh View PostHe's not just a ninjer, he's a NINJA PUA!
Originally posted by CapnMunchh View PostHe's received the coveted 15th Dan because of his rare achievement, and probably because Hatsumi gets to roll with the chicks too. Given the purple hair tho, its not entirely clear which way Hatsumi's katana swings.
Originally posted by W. Rabbit View PostYes, that's what the W stands for after all.
I am bathing in ninja orgy glory. 15th dan tabloid ninjas, "anonymous" ninjas living in Japan (or are they??), technical ninjas, ninja apologists, ninja haters, ninja humorists. Almost 1,000 posts in 5 days.
I haven't geeked out like this over ninjas since I bought my first issue of Ninja Magazine.
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Originally posted by baby_cart View PostWhat's a PUA? Pucker Up Asshole?
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Originally posted by BJMills View PostJust got through browsing that thread over there... That Please Reality guy, if he's not a troll I've never seen someone so drunk on kool aid.
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Originally posted by BJMills View PostThat Please Reality guy, if he's not a troll I've never seen someone so drunk on kool aid.
http://www.martialartsplanet.com/for...d.php?t=120410
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"Garth" is amazing.
"Here's a video of real seldom defence, so you can see how that couldn't work in sports."
"That video is fake as shit, dumbass. You're stupid, even by BBT standards."
"How do you know that's fake?"
"Because it's hilariously, obviously fake. You have magic powers to detect the intent to attack, but you can't see through this dinner theater level pouncing about?"
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