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    Ninjas: Stealthier than SeALs.

    Straight from the top.
    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

    Originally posted by strikistanian
    DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Originally posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
    Originally posted by Plasma
    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
    Originally posted by SoulMechanic
    Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

    #2
    That was touching and educational. This busy man took time out of his busy day, made a kid feel great and did it with humor. The most important thing is that he did his part to prevent further nut-riding ninjer propaganda without actually telling the kid that ninjas do not exist.

    I thought I spelled it wrong, but as I said I'm a mechanic not an English professor.

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      #3
      Originally posted by slamdunc View Post
      The most important thing is that he did his part to prevent further nut-riding ninjer propaganda without actually telling the kid that ninjas do not exist.
      That's what makes them so quiet.
      "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

      Originally posted by strikistanian
      DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
      Originally posted by Devil
      Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
      Originally posted by Plasma
      At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
      Originally posted by SoulMechanic
      Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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        #4
        Originally posted by doofaloofa
        I'd like to see a ninja catch a fish with it's mouth
        Balancing a beach ball on one's nose is teh rael deadlee.
        "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

        Originally posted by strikistanian
        DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
        Originally posted by Devil
        Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
        Originally posted by Plasma
        At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
        Originally posted by SoulMechanic
        Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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          #5
          That is awesome.
          Same question but now replace SEAL with delta force.

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            #6
            http://www.businessinsider.com/walke...#ixzz2hCgMzHYD
            Greentree wrote a letter to McRaven, and McRaven wrote back with an answer: "I think ninjas are probably quieter than SEALs, but we are better swimmers, and also better with guns and blowing things up."
            Totally awesome answer.
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              #7
              Ninjas have to be quiet because, unlike a SEAL, if a Ninja is caught he can't fight his way out.
              Train hard, fight easy.

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