Bro, do you even Street?

[ermghoti]

I want to street, but I need to get in better shape first.

I don't want to go to a gym becaus I'm afraid I'll get too big by accident so I'm watching a lot of videos online and experimenting with protien shakes. The shakes tastes terrible so I'm using them for enemas while I watch the videos. That way I can get fit by osmosis.

The only problem is I don't know what fitness routine is best for the street so I'm watching a lot of Russian dash cam videos. They take place on the street and sometimes there's a sweet bum fight so I think that will help.

I'm trying to get my bros into it too. Sometimes we get really trashed in the back yard and take turns smashing beer cans over each others heads to build "stamina". Who ever passes out first is "the woman" if you know what I mean.

The concussions and "soreness" are kind of rough, but you gotta be tough if your gonna be STREET!!!!

Sounds like you're well on your way to making a living selling DVDs. They may not be martial arts instruction DVDs, per se, but I definitely see a marketing opportunity.

[Holy Moment]

Machette, you should probably reconsider your friend's offer to be his muscle for low-level drug transactions. It'll add a lot of exp. points to your Street cred.

As a bonus, muscle your friend after you get paid and take his weed. You'll to Level 2 in no time.

[Mr. Machette]

Yes! My body is ready!

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[bombom]

This is Bullshido motherfucker! Don't you fucking even try to make sense!

[Holy Moment]

If you're not training, you should be Streeting. No time for lift.

Actually, fuck that. Always be Streeting:

[Kin Kong]

Not very relevant because this was in a ring -- not the streets -- and was boxing but...

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Excellent use of the seize and fib!

[ermghoti]

I am confused by the title. The old man doesn't use tattoos to pound Steroid Muscle Guy, he uses boxing.