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    "Learn Martial Arts online!"

    This seemed rather comedy worthy to me. Thoughts?
    http://e-martialart.com/

    #2
    Lmao, Protecto. I don't know if this is better or worse than Systema.

    Looking at the site, it's aikido with weapon disarms.

    Haha, that knife block.

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        #4
        Protecto.

        Doesn't get any more Street than that.
        Dan Severn loves raping people.

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          #5
          I think if you say it just right, your opponent thinks you're in the mafia and leaves you alone.

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            #6
            What's the main anatomical weapon of Pro Tech Toe?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Vieux Normand View Post
              What's the main anatomical weapon of Pro Tech Toe?
              Big toe for knockouts..small toe for Dim Mak.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Holy Moment View Post
                Protecto.

                Doesn't get any more Street than that.
                Completely negates my Streeto style.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Chili Pepper View Post
                  Completely negates my Streeto style.
                  Street is the new skinny.

                  Dan Severn loves raping people.

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                    #10


                    Protecto just reeks of Street. The instructional videos use 300-style slow motion filming to break down techniques. You can buy single videos for $3.95, modules of 3-4 for $7.95, or the entire set for $29.95.

                    I'm conflicted as to whether I should just buy a few single videos, or take the plunge and buy the whole set. The two things I really need are the defenses to an elbow grab from behind and a gun threat to the tailbone.
                    Dan Severn loves raping people.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Holy Moment View Post
                      ...a gun threat to the tailbone.
                      Wait...Holy Moment doesn't have a kevlar coccyx?

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Holy Moment View Post
                        Imagine this: you're walking down the street at night, and a samurai-pants wearing thug puts you in a chokehold! Do you know the STREET READY tactics to CRUSH, MAIM and DESTROY the attacker, or will you be just another statistic?!?!

                        ORDER NOW!

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Permalost View Post
                          Imagine this: you're walking down the street at night, and a samurai-pants wearing thug puts you in a chokehold! Do you know the STREET READY tactics to CRUSH, MAIM and DESTROY the attacker, or will you be just another statistic?!?!

                          ORDER NOW!
                          how many videos do I have to watch before I get the red glowy thing? is it kinda like the glowy thing from The Last Dragon?

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                            #14
                            Do the videos come with complementary flip flops so I can be as street ready as the guy in the photo?

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Vieux Normand View Post
                              Wait...Holy Moment doesn't have a kevlar coccyx?
                              No, I wasted all my money on brass knuckle implants:



                              Didn't really turn out the way I wanted.

                              Who needs a kevlar cock when you've got moves like these, though?

                              Dan Severn loves raping people.

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