How to tell if MT training is legit

[ermghoti]

I would think the signs would be about the same in Montana as everywhere else.

[ermghoti]

what would Yip Man do.

Opium.

[ermghoti]

You're on opium right now, aren't you?

Jumbo shrimp.
Friendly fire.
Worthy wing chun man.

[ermghoti]

I'm sorry sir. You've lost me.

You weren't here in the first place.

[BackFistMonkey]

I'm sorry sir. You've lost me.

That was a list of oxymorons.

Jumbo (large) Shrimp (small)
Friendly (same team) Fire (shooting at)
Worthy (skilled/worth a shit) Wing Chun (worthless martial art)

It is pretty simple dude.

[ermghoti]

YIP'S ADVENTURE:

China is under attack! Banditos are on the loose, kidnapping Yip Man's friends! It's time for master Yip to charge up his wing chun Kung Fu with chow mein and other good things and GO NUCLEAR!!

You are the anti-Holy Moment.