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  • ermghoti
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    Originally posted by Zod View Post
    The last time some Tai Chi babies tried to step to me in the streets, I beat them so badly a statue was erected in my honor.




    *theytotallygotmypenissizewrong

    So the "how many five year olds can I beat in a fight" debate has been going on longer than I thought.

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  • Vieux Normand
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    Originally posted by Zod View Post
    The last time some Tai Chi babies tried to step to me in the streets, I beat them so badly a statue was erected in my honor.


    That statue was definitely not erected.

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  • Zod
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    The last time some Tai Chi babies tried to step to me in the streets, I beat them so badly a statue was erected in my honor.




    *theytotallygotmypenissizewrong

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  • IMightBeWrong
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    This is it. This is obviously the reason I've never been good at sports and have so much trouble losing weight. It's because my parents never did Baby Kung Fu/Tai Chi with me. I feel so cheated...

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  • W. Rabbit
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    I have sons with a combined weight of 120 lbs constantly trying to wrestle me to the ground. It is a good motivator for training, because I will not be the dad who can be physically defeated by his own kids at least until they're teenagers.

    The six year old has had basic boxing lessons and has no problem walking up and throwing a jab in my gut, and the eldest seems to have figured out how to apply a RNC without my instruction...he's been spending too much time on Youtube, so we had to take it away...damn internet...
    Last edited by W. Rabbit; 6/26/2013 1:01pm, .

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  • Vieux Normand
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    Originally posted by Permalost View Post
    I knew a sifu who did tai chi forms with his baby on his back. I don't know about walking on the balance beam like that though. One slip and you've got a baby death video.
    Skip all that and go for baby-on-your-back front rolls.

    Wait, that's not very humane.

    Go with back rolls.

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  • Permalost
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    I knew a sifu who did tai chi forms with his baby on his back. I don't know about walking on the balance beam like that though. One slip and you've got a baby death video.

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  • nils
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    I can not see how this techniques could work in a real streetfight against a gang of babies.

    Edit - That's how it's done:
    Last edited by nils; 6/26/2013 12:53am, .

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  • raisedspirit
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