In case you guys have missed it Jenna Jameson is MAD AS HELL at Tito Ortiz. Apparently he "took mah baybies and beat mah ayass!!!" Gentlemen, I'm here to tell you she has no intentions of taking this lying down.
In order to right this wrong she has a full Twitter campaign underway to bend him over for using drugs during his UFC career.
Now, everyone knows Tito Ortiz is about as likeable as a garden slug. Would I be surprised if he used a fake dick and storebought urine to pass piss tests as his lovely and talented former bride claims? I can assure you I would not.
Of course it goes without saying that Ms. Jameson's honor and integrity is beyond reproach. However, she is certainly not one to rely on her reputation alone. In fact, this situation came to a head when she offered and later provided solid and irrefutable evidence via Twitter which I now present to you, the citizens of Bullshido.
That's right folks. What you see here is a bottle of Ibuprofin and some other shit you can't read, straight from the womb of Tito's drug den. Apparently he's been washing down his drug cocktail with can after can of Diet Coke. I'm telling you, this little ball of fire really knows how to blow the lid off a story.
We're all witnessing history in the making right at this very moment. This damning evidence is sure to bring Tito Ortiz to his knees. I think it's pretty obvious at this point we'll never get to see him get raped by Chuck Liddell for the 17th time. Damn scheming women!
In order to right this wrong she has a full Twitter campaign underway to bend him over for using drugs during his UFC career.
Now, everyone knows Tito Ortiz is about as likeable as a garden slug. Would I be surprised if he used a fake dick and storebought urine to pass piss tests as his lovely and talented former bride claims? I can assure you I would not.
Of course it goes without saying that Ms. Jameson's honor and integrity is beyond reproach. However, she is certainly not one to rely on her reputation alone. In fact, this situation came to a head when she offered and later provided solid and irrefutable evidence via Twitter which I now present to you, the citizens of Bullshido.
That's right folks. What you see here is a bottle of Ibuprofin and some other shit you can't read, straight from the womb of Tito's drug den. Apparently he's been washing down his drug cocktail with can after can of Diet Coke. I'm telling you, this little ball of fire really knows how to blow the lid off a story.
We're all witnessing history in the making right at this very moment. This damning evidence is sure to bring Tito Ortiz to his knees. I think it's pretty obvious at this point we'll never get to see him get raped by Chuck Liddell for the 17th time. Damn scheming women!
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