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    There are no criteria for this award, other than the person has to be a member of this website, obviously... are you retarded or something... you want to nominate Sherdog members? What's wrong with you?

    Post your nominations here, and your reasons for nominating them (unless those reasons involve you having an intimate relationship, in which case, keep it to yourself).

    McClaw has been on there way too long. Bump him off with his animes and chain mails and progressive views on gender identities and what not.

    #2
    Stick.

    For all he's done.

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      #3
      Permalost. For consistent thoughtful, helpful and knowledgeable posts.

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        #4
        Originally posted by DerAuslander View Post
        Stick.

        For all he's done.
        That's a shitty nomination. Here's a better one:

        Der Auslander 108.145926

        DerAuslander should be Bully of the What because his face is like a giant fist sponge: it is the Brawny paper towel product of combat, capable of soaking up punches like Kim Kardashian's baby maker soaks up celebrity manseed.

        The virtues of DerAuslander's face, in this regard, vast exceed his other qualities, and for this reason, I nominate him as Bully of the What, so that his eminently punchable face may grace the sidebar of Bullshido for time immemorial or until next week or so.

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        That's how you do this.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Phrost View Post
          That's a shitty nomination. Here's a better one:

          Der Auslander 108.145926

          DerAuslander should be Bully of the What because his face is like a giant fist sponge: it is the Brawny paper towel product of combat, capable of soaking up punches like Kim Kardashian's baby maker soaks up celebrity manseed.

          The virtues of DerAuslander's face, in this regard, vast exceed his other qualities, and for this reason, I nominate him as Bully of the What, so that his eminently punchable face may grace the sidebar of Bullshido for time immemorial or until next week or so.

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          That's how you do this.

          You didn't say it had to be entertaining. I thought it had to be, like, heartfelt, man.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Phrost View Post
            That's a shitty nomination. Here's a better one:

            Der Auslander 108.145926

            DerAuslander should be Bully of the What because his face is like a giant fist sponge: it is the Brawny paper towel product of combat, capable of soaking up punches like Kim Kardashian's baby maker soaks up celebrity manseed.

            The virtues of DerAuslander's face, in this regard, vast exceed his other qualities, and for this reason, I nominate him as Bully of the What, so that his eminently punchable face may grace the sidebar of Bullshido for time immemorial or until next week or so.

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            That's how you do this.
            It is with great pride that I humbly accept your nomination.

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              #7
              Wait, shit, how did I even gain that title?
              I thought it was just some kind of gag image, where the "bully of the what" just showed whoever you were logged in as.
              I vote for the extension of my hegemony, into perpetuity.
              Last edited by TheMightyMcClaw; 5/09/2013 9:32am, .
              The fool thinks himself immortal,
              If he hold back from battle;
              But old age will grant him no truce,
              Even if spears spare him.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bezmond View Post
                Permalost. For consistent thoughtful, helpful and knowledgeable posts.
                I 2nd the nomination and call for a swift vote, all in favor say I,
                I,
                all opposed say nay.

                Looks like the I's have it.
                Of the single rapier fight between valiant men, having both skill, he that is the best wrestler, or if neither of them can wrestle, the strongest man most commonly kills the other, or leaves him at his mercy.
                –George Silver, Paradoxes of Defence

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by goodlun View Post
                  I 2nd the nomination and call for a swift vote, all in favor say I,
                  I,
                  all opposed say nay.

                  Looks like the I's have it.


                  It's "all in favor say aye" retard. Not I.

                  I vote for goodlun because retards are my passion.

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                    #10
                    I vote for Der, but only if he dresses in full warrior monk regalia.

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                      #11
                      I vote for Erhmgoti, because even after thousands of idiots have been derided by a vast community of rough humor-attempters, he still manages to make it funny. Its like he's able to keep Hu's On First fresh and original. MANDELBAUM!

                      I vote for Devil, because even though self-interested xenophobic white men own everything, its hard to get a truly honest opinion out of them, whereas that's devil's MO. In a world where so many voices are becoming identical PC trope generators, it can actually be refreshing to hear someone tell people that they should shit or get off the pot.

                      I vote for Patfromlogan, because he brings balance with a Yin of Hawaiian hippie feel-good and a Yang of conspiracy theories that sorta make me feel like an LSD flashback for free.

                      I vote for Der because just when you think he couldn't possibly tell another person to shut the fuck up, he throws you a curve ball and does just that. Plus the novelty of a Buddhist monk doing that is pretty hilarious, whether or not you understand its validity.

                      I vote for Phrost because the new guys could really use an update that he runs the show here. They think its either run by the power of Freedom of Speech or by a shadowy cabal of fake martial artists.

                      I vote for Gezerre so one of the Bully of the What cards can have Black Dynamite on it. Something like this maybe:

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                        #12
                        In all honesty I vote for DdlR. He's a super cool dude, and has probably highest rating of intellectual content-per-post of anyone here.
                        I still want to know how I earned this title, though.
                        The fool thinks himself immortal,
                        If he hold back from battle;
                        But old age will grant him no truce,
                        Even if spears spare him.

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                          #13
                          I would like to second that nomination for DdlR. For all the same reasons, and anything else I can think of later.

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                            #14
                            ...i'm not a monk...

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                              #15
                              I'll give Pastefromlogan a vote too. Crazy ass motherfucker.

                              This message is brought to you by a long fucking story.

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