The BEE-Jay-Jay

[It is Fake]

So we have a sport vs street vs cage rules blah blah blah ALL elite forces train the deadly not BJJ/MMA/MT dead horse argument occurring in another thread.

While looking up slams and throws because the Krav MAGA will enable you to pick up a BJJer, trying to do a triangle choke and break his neck........yeah, I stumbled on this video.

Please, Please, Please tell me this is a joke. It sounds like sarcasm.

[goodlun]

I love how people who have no clue what the guard is, how it is used, and how to properly implement it keep coming up with stupid ways to beat it.

[CrackFox]

This guy used to spam reddit quite heavily a while ago. Apart form the ridiculous half formed notions he has, he is just a terrible speaker. The whole time he's talking in any of his videos I want to grab him and tell him to get to the point.

[lionknight]

So we have a sport vs street vs cage rules blah blah blah ALL elite forces train the deadly not BJJ/MMA/MT dead horse argument occurring in another thread.

While looking up slams and throws because the Krav MAGA will enable you to pick up a BJJer, trying to do a triangle choke and break his neck........yeah, I stumbled on this video.

Please, Please, Please tell me this is a joke. It sounds like sarcasm.

The sad part is I actually know guys like this. The good part is none of them are stupid enough to make this kind of video ;)

[It is Fake]

This guy used to spam reddit quite heavily a while ago. Apart form the ridiculous half formed notions he has, he is just a terrible speaker. The whole time he's talking in any of his videos I want to grab him and tell him to get to the point.

No, you are kidding right? He actually used the broken glass and needles argument. THE BROKEN GLASS ARGUMENT. Hell, he even threw in condoms.

Oh and please tell me that you caught the irony of worrying about diseases and advocating carrying a knife. Please, whoever you are, don't say "but carrying a knife is smart." That's not the ironic part.

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[Team Python]

LMFAO .....the guy's scream was hillarious! Fuck where do you guys find these videos.

[submessenger]

Wow. We need to sticky this. Surprised he didn't have lava in there, he hit just about every other stereotype.

So yeah, it's a joke video, right? Right?

[Permalost]

LMFAO .....the guy's scream was hillarious! Fuck where do you guys find these videos.

That's KenpoClyde who used to post here (and who's beaten me up with his kenpo).

[Vieux Normand]

I love how people who have no clue what the guard is, how it is used, and how to properly implement it keep coming up with stupid ways to beat it.

You are far more observant than I am.

You saw a guard in the video.

Much as I tried to spot one, I couldn't.

I shall now go and drown my observational deficiencies in overproof.

[Permalost]

While looking up slams and throws because the Krav MAGA will enable you to pick up a BJJer, trying to do a triangle choke and break his neck........yeah, I stumbled on this video.

Fun note: grappling vids are far better resources for learning how to stand up in guard.

[goodlun]

So slightly serious question here. Why is every one of these jack asses so worried about the "guard"? I mean if your talking about the "street" how the fuck are these people ending up in top guard.
I at least get the bullshit double leg defense videos.
I get the bullshit mount escape videos.
I really don't get how these guys thing they are going to end up in top guard on the street?

[Mr. Machette]

I really don't get how these guys thing they are going to end up in top guard on the street?

Maybe they ascribe to the Lloyd Irvin school of "social etiquette".

[W. Rabbit]

OMG AIDS NEEDLES! He did say it! But what about lava?

This can't be for real...

"Nobody fights with a broken finger?" Bitch, please.

[goodlun]

"Nobody fights with a broken finger?" Bitch, please.

Question could one even break a finger doing that while being controlled in a guard?