Captain Kirk's guide to fighting

[Fuzzy]

So this crossed my twitter feed last night and I don't think I've seen it here before:

Captions came with the images, I didn't make them up.

Also image tags don't seem to work at the moment which makes this lamer than I had hoped.

The Kirk kick:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XFITmhO.gif[/IMG]

The Kirk dropkick:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9bcwbBK.gif[/IMG]

The bowling ball:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/p6NQwdx.gif[/IMG]

The human projectile:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wr9F4Jz.gif[/IMG]

The Kirk chop (Judo chop?):
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NBPES4M.gif[/IMG]

The Wall of Destruction:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TfaZ2un.gif[/IMG]

The Scissor Choke:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7KOiUbq.gif[/IMG]

The Kirk Double Fist:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zIcOHiD.gif[/IMG]

Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/YGgY0

[Cake of Doom]

I can see adding "the wall of destruction" to my trick bag. Might have to rename it "the flying bum bash" to avoid any copy write infringements though.

[Rock Ape]

\Fuzzy,

I tried to edit your post with the image options available and it tells me that the gifs are larger than the site allows.

[Fuzzy]

\Fuzzy,

I tried to edit your post with the image options available and it tells me that the gifs are larger than the site allows.

I figured that was it, oh well.

[Cake of Doom]

\Fuzzy,

I tried to edit your post with the image options available and it tells me that the gifs are larger than the site allows.

That is what happens when someone tries to capture all of Kirk's awesomeness in a .gif.

[jnp]

I can see adding "the wall of destruction" to my trick bag. Might have to rename it "the flying bum bash" to avoid any copy write infringements though.

You want to learn how to attack someone with your backside?

[Cake of Doom]

You want to learn how to attack someone with your backside?

Especially head and face shots.

[Bezmond]

I wanted to post Shatner doing "Lucy in the Sky", but communist youtube doesn't have it.

This is, arguably, even more mental.

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzM5MDYxOTYw.html

God bless him.

[W. Rabbit]

That egotistical bastard, taking all the credit as usual.

Most of the security problems on the Enterprise actually get handled by Scotty, Sulu, and a disposable Red Shirt.

[jnp]

I wanted to post Shatner doing "Lucy in the Sky", but communist youtube doesn't have it.

This is, arguably, even more mental.

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzM5MDYxOTYw.html

God bless him.

I assume this is from his spoken word album? The only thing he did that was weirder than that was a movie spoken entirely in Esperanto.

[jnp]

You guys know about Spock's album, right? The Touch of Leonard Nimoy.

You think that's weird, watch this,

[Permalost]

I propose a combat sport where only Captain Kirk techniques are allowed.

[Pharabus]

You guys know about Spock's album, right? The Touch of Leonard Nimoy.

You think that's weird, watch this,

let's just accept there was an awfull lot of acid around in the '60s

[W. Rabbit]

I think someone's spiked my coffee with something because Spock is singing about hobbits on Bullshido today.

Am I the only one seeing this? Is this another site bug?

[Cake of Doom]

This is the lesser known "Spock-Roll".