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    Ronda Rousey vs Kim Kardashian

    I don't usually follow the outside the ring life of fighters and whatever, because that shit is mostly boring. But while I was cruising youtube looking for softcore porn (because yes, they have that shit now, and I like variety) and I encountered this:



    So Ronda Rousey is getting interviewed by some motherfucker or whatever and she says she would fuck Kim Kardashian up, because she's not famous for anything worthwhile and she "got her fame from sucking dick". This part is very short and starts at 0:40, and lasts about 20 seconds... the rest is typical boring shit.

    But yeah, words as tight as her armbars.

    Motherfucking awesome.
    Last edited by The Question; 9/01/2012 10:37pm, .
    Originally posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

    #2
    She'll have her own video within five years.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Devil View Post
      She'll have her own video within five years.


      Fuck yeah she will. And this prompts me to say: I'll be the one in that vid with her.
      My dick will join Ray J's in the list of dicks that made bitches famous. Right up there with that dick Paris Hilton was sucking in her vid, Moby Dick and Dick Van Dyke.
      Originally posted by Goju - joe
      being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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        #4
        You couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a pound of pot.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Devil View Post
          You couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a pound of pot.
          Perhaps you're right. You think I need something stronger? A half brick of 'caine maybe? Couple acid tabs perchance?


          And while I couldn't get laid in women's prison with a pound of pot, I have pounded a pot while laid in a women's prison... it was a musical performance (have to keep those wild motherfuckers entertained), we didn't have cymbals so we banged pot covers together. You know how the Third World likes to improvise and shit.
          Originally posted by Goju - joe
          being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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            #6
            Originally posted by The Question View Post
            Perhaps you're right. You think I need something stronger? A half brick of 'caine maybe? Couple acid tabs perchance?
            May I suggest chloroform?

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              #7
              Totally agree with Ronda
              I really hope that Ronda's popularity will inspire more women to take martial arts
              In my country there has been a large influx of female boxers and practicioners of Muay Thai and MMA because of a famous female boxer

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                #8
                That's my girl.

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                  #9
                  [Violent Sexual Imagery]
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by judoka_uk View Post
                    [Violent Sexual Imagery]
                    No link? This is bullshit!

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                      #11
                      [ridiculous hypothetical]Good lord, talk about an unfair match up. Kardashian's best bet would be to try to land on that ass of hers to cushion the blow when Ronda throws her through the floor.[\ridiculous hypothetical]
                      Shut the hell up and train.

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                        #12
                        Idk... If Kim could learn to jump guard...

                        I mean her pussy is so large she could swallow Ronda whole!

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by RandomTriangle View Post
                          Idk... If Kim could learn to jump guard...

                          I mean her pussy is so large she could swallow Ronda whole!
                          Good point. Even disregarding labial smothering, if she could hold guard for 10-15 seconds, Rousey would likely be reduced to a powdery debris by a perfect storm of venereal diseases.
                          "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

                          Originally posted by strikistanian
                          DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
                          Originally posted by Devil
                          Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
                          Originally posted by Plasma
                          At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
                          Originally posted by SoulMechanic
                          Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by The Question View Post
                            (because yes, they have that shit now, and I like variety)
                            They've actually always had it.
                            Dan Severn loves raping people.

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                              #15
                              Say what you will, but I'd still rather get a BJ from Kim.

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