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  • DerAuslander
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    I've yet to meet any of them who can hang in Dharma combat.

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  • slamdunc
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    Originally posted by Ming Loyalist View Post
    FYI the majority of chinese kung fu schools claim a connection to shaolin, so saying that a chinese martial art is "shaolin kung fu" is about as descriptive as a dance company saying that they do "modern dance"
    And there are literally hundreds of these schools.


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  • Ming Loyalist
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    oops, i must have missed that this was indeed shaolin do. yeah this is a bad place.

    FYI the majority of chinese kung fu schools claim a connection to shaolin, so saying that a chinese martial art is "shaolin kung fu" is about as descriptive as a dance company saying that they do "modern dance"

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  • W. Rabbit
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    Originally posted by RegularJoe View Post
    That's good to know, I didn't read through the investigation bit.
    How many "Shaolin Kung Fu's" could there be?
    Ming is right, but if the school you visited is actually related to Sin Kwang The, it IS the infamous Shaolin-Do, and there is a long list of threads here on the franchise in addition to the recent writeup.

    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...t=96357&page=1

    Even Kung Fu Magazine Online forums were calling Shaolin Do suspect all the way back in 2001:

    http://www.kungfumagazine.com/forum/...ad.php?t=32782
    Last edited by W. Rabbit; 7/13/2012 10:53am, .

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  • bombom
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    Originally posted by Bodhi108 View Post
    Fuck Palamalu.
    He does have nice hair.

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  • DerAuslander
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    Originally posted by RegularJoe View Post
    I'm going for Orthodoxy, not Kung Fu, and we've got Fedor Emelianenko and Troy Palamalu on our side, so the heck with it.
    Fuck Palamalu.

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  • TheMightyMcClaw
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    Dude, don't sign up for a shitty fake kung fu school just for a chance to flirt with a girl you met once.
    Guys doing shit like that makes me embarrassed to be straight.
    Instead, do the honorable thing and challenge the instructor to a Kung Fu Deathmatch. I'm sure the MACP and Savate will be more than enough skillset to handle poser-fu. Be sure to goad him about the superiority of the Western martial arts, like a bad guy in a kung fu movie set in 1930's Shanghai.
    You know what I'm talking about.

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  • Robdogg
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    Is it really $85 a month and a $45 signup fee or did you just make those numbers up as an example?

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  • Kebakaran
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    Eh. Yep, that sounds shitty. But the girls are always worth it. Think of Dante and Beatrice and go for it!

    Wow, I had a hard time coping with the bullshit related to practicing Shaolin Kung Fu under an actual Shaolin "monk" from Henan, these diluted westerner adaptations would drive me crazy.

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  • XXIV
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    Originally posted by RegularJoe View Post
    Then "Grandmaster Sin/Shen" is friggin' Shredder on Bath Salts.
    Dude's entire GI was patched.
    Here he is in a much less patched out Gi on Youtube, mullet and all.
    I feel like in most of those shot's he's a muppet propped up on a stick or something

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  • RegularJoe
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    Originally posted by slamdunc View Post
    Way more than you can imagine; the majority of them not being very practical. The more patches, the more d34d1y.

    Then "Grandmaster Sin/Shen" is friggin' Shredder on Bath Salts.
    Dude's entire GI was patched.
    Here he is in a much less patched out Gi on Youtube, mullet and all.

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  • RegularJoe
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    Originally posted by Necroyunus View Post
    two words: "stockholm syndrome"
    Made me LOL hard!

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  • XXIV
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    No tail is worth possibly-contractually-obligated Bullshido money. You're gonna have to wine-n-dine her too yanno'!

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  • Necroyunus
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    two words: "stockholm syndrome"

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  • danniboi07
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    Well, you're already going there for the mission right? No one said you can't just casually bump into tai-chi girl while you're attending to church business. For $85 + $45 you'll probably have better success with the local street walkers.

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