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    #46
    Originally posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    Okay, so it started with one trolling n00b and another came in to join the fray, making allusions that his knife hand strike is better than krotty's.
    I don't know about the effectiveness of one knife-hand over a shuto uchi, a krotty chop, etc. I am convinced that BIG TIM is in need of a ghost writer; one that can effectively put BIG TIM's thoughts in a written format. Not taking anything away from his martial arts skills, hell, he may be a prodigy.
    After reading BIG TIM' s had to take two Excedrin Migraine Formula and a shot of Mountain Dew to ease my brainache.
    Originally posted by BIG TIM View Post
    I guess the other possibility is im truley retarded and there is a greater joke that i missed but thats ok. the stuff inside my head is funny enough.
    I don't know if you are retarded or not, but the stuff that is funny inside you head isn't so funny when you put it to words. It is a source of comedy, but when people are laughing at you, is that really funny?
    Originally posted by BIG TIM View Post
    Ill take that as a compliment seeing as i never finnished high school
    Is it possible that you did not graduate from high school because you are really only eleven or twelve years old? Pretending to be an adult is fun sometimes, and I may be wrong here, but I believe you are either disturbed or a child (or possibly both).
    Originally posted by BIG TIM View Post
    i guess the real question is would you rather eat a shit or suck a cock?

    maybe that deserves its own thred.
    No, this doesn't deserve it's own thread. The sad part it that you read all that and believe that this is "the real question". The real questions are--Why are you trolling? Why do you not use some kind of spell check? Why do you continue to do intellectual battle with all of the forum members, after they have trounced you so soundly?


    I thought I spelled it wrong, but as I said I'm a mechanic not an English professor.

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      #47
      Add to that list "why did your dad not pull out 30 seconds earlier?"

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        #48
        Expanded queries for BIG TIM:

        1. What was it like when they informed you your parents wanted a 46th trimester abortion?

        2. What is the adhesive that connects both your brain cells and which corner store do you refill your stocks at?

        3. When you speak to your counsellor, has he deciphered the system of grunts and groans you use to communicate, or does he just smile and nod and offer you jelly beans?

        4. Was your high school named [your hometown] School for the Challenged?
        GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
        Originally posted by Devil
        I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
        Originally posted by BackFistMonkey
        I <3 Battlefields...

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          #49
          Originally posted by Hanniballistic View Post
          Add to that list "why did your dad not pull out 30 seconds earlier?"
          dad did pull out it is just that my families jizz is so powerfull it still got my mom pregnant even though he blew on the sheets.

          you will never know if im a demented child or a demented seniour citizen.

          why should i spell check when i have you guys to correct me. i like to delagate responsability.

          i continue to do intellectual battle because i have a flue and have nothing better to do than talk shit on the interweb.

          and as for my martial prodigity i have already given you a head ache. i can cause people pain with out even touching them. theres only 2 people in the world who can do that. me and if you youtube kia master you will see the other.

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            #50
            Ahhh---so in other words he shot his bolt outside and the flies did the rest of the work for him

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              #51
              Originally posted by Hanniballistic View Post
              Ahhh---so in other words he shot his bolt outside and the flies did the rest of the work for him
              thats right so Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do....

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                #52
                Originally posted by BIG TIM View Post
                you will never know if im a demented child or a demented seniour citizen.
                Correct, but demented is the choice adjective here. Have you looked it up?

                Originally posted by BIG TIM View Post
                why should i spell check when i have you guys to correct me. i like to delagate responsability.
                Hell, I have a hard enough time correcting my own shit.

                Originally posted by BIG TIM View Post
                i continue to do intellectual battle because i have a flue and have nothing better to do than talk shit on the interweb.
                I hope you get over the flue soon, it is possible that the virus caused a fever; this possibly effecting your thought process. At any rate, get well soon.

                Originally posted by BIG TIM View Post
                and as for my martial prodigity i have already given you a head ache. i can cause people pain with out even touching them. theres only 2 people in the world who can do that. me and if you youtube kia master you will see the other.
                I will have to correct you here; search Dillman on this forum. He has the re4l. I'll let Hanniballistic continue berating you and your conception. There is a better way to do this you know.


                I thought I spelled it wrong, but as I said I'm a mechanic not an English professor.

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                  #53
                  Originally posted by Lebell View Post
                  it's your own inability to write up a coherent story.
                  What's the matter?
                  Is the World of Warcraft server down?

                  Oh man, lemme tell you about this time.
                  So im with darkelf94 and Orcboi98, my homies and we went like, yo let's gank some allies.
                  So then we took our flying tigers and headed off to the goblin village where we just knew the noobs were at.
                  Our gearlevel was totally pro and we knew this would be easy.
                  We had to wait for Orcboi98 a bit cos his mom was yelling at him, we could hear over teamspeak3.
                  We have been trying to get orcboi send us some pics of his mom cos she sounds totally hot.
                  So anyway, Darkelf94 and me were like waiting for him to return and we was gettin our weapons ready, I had the giant staff of countless pleasures (took me months of grinding to get, but totally worth it) and I was really curious how it would hold up against the narrow portal of the blessed virgins spell.

                  Finally Orcoboi gets back and apologises and also refused to send us pics of his mom and told us to knock it off.
                  All go0od.
                  So Darkelf unleashes his 'foam of the midnight hour' spell on the allied noobs, and they are covered in it and freaking out and shit.
                  Epic lolz.
                  I move in and slap my staff of endless pleasures around, ripped right through that narrow portal of the blessed virgins counterspell.
                  Some noobmage tried to counter again with the 'objection of the elders' spell but to no effect.

                  All in all it was a pretty easy battle because we knew when and where to attack.
                  Do you get my point?
                  Thread winner.

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                    #54
                    Originally posted by BIG TIM View Post
                    how and why is it still possible that people do not see and understand fighting for what it is. look at a weponless fight it starts some wear and ends some wear these are the things that can happen. striking, trapping, clinching, throwing/take downs, positional control, fight ends with submission, knock out or death.

                    it would seem that a martial artist would want to become good at all aspects of this possible senario and escaping these problems. hence the term artist. so how can we do that.(enter style) i see arguments like catch wrestling vs bjj / karate vs kung fu etc. what a load of shit. hear is the deal. first we assess the desired out come. do we live in a war torn land wear we need to kill? do we want to win at a specific sport with rule sets?do we just want to get healthy and do something with our kids?

                    so establish the out come then find what ever information you can from sources who have proven effective at achieving those goals then go to the gym train real hard with the goal in mind not limiting your self to one style but keep an open mind(blood sport:)) and practice techniques and strengthen your body.

                    now the argument whats a better style isnt the question. let me explain.

                    if i say catch is better than bjj for example how do i prove it? common answer by practising catch then wrestling people who practice bjj. but that is wrong. here is the truth.

                    I hold a tournament where the rules are catch wrestling rules (what ever they are neck cranks allowed etc) then say all are welcome to enter. now we will see who is the best catch wrestler and has the best style. and im not talking named style. dragon this or ryu that. im talking individuals who trained hard to compete and show what they can do. maybe some one is the best kick boxer/kyokoshin champion/savat champion because they learn to play by the rules of all those organizations and then win.

                    the point is what has the individual trained for in his gym not what history is there i can hold on to to say my style is better when all those stories prove is some one else was better a few years ago and not me.

                    example my great great grand father was a general who lead soldiers into battle. should i say my style is best because some one who had some influence generations ago was a strait killer. and so every night at home i practice holding my gun in the mirror but never actualy shoot any 1. obviously that logic is flawed

                    so my rant to finnish this first post on this thread is this.

                    if you want to learn to fight be logical unless you live in a war zone sport fighting is the only real option to learn real skills you can test. with that in mind mma is the most broad.then you could choose either a striking or grappling event to focus on testing your skillz in. understand what a fight is then find people you can verify have proven them selves to be successful. if you dont want to train under real reactionary pressure then dont kid your self into thinking you are learning to fight. you may be getting strong you may be getting healthy but if what your doing does not have a direct mesurable use under pressure its not martial arts its dancing.


                    i dont know is this trolling ? abusing the masses? education? or just my own inability to be tolerent?
                    Shut up cunt.

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                      #55
                      Originally posted by Hanniballistic View Post
                      Sensible answer:

                      "Sport" fighting may prepare you for the rigors of the actual confrontation, but the physical response should not be the sole focus of a systematic approach to self-protection - so unless you also prepare for that you are far from the authority on this that you seem to think you are
                      ^^^ This

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                        #56
                        Originally posted by Evilenzo View Post
                        Originally Posted by Hanniballistic
                        Sensible answer:

                        "Sport" fighting may prepare you for the rigors of the actual confrontation, but the physical response should not be the sole focus of a systematic approach to self-protection - so unless you also prepare for that you are far from the authority on this that you seem to think you are
                        Originally posted by Evilenzo View Post
                        ^^^ This
                        well first of all you didnt say what to prepare for. you just said prepare for that. so what is that?

                        but you did say that the physical response shouldn't be the only thing. so i must assume you mean prepare for the mental and or spiritual side of protection. maybe you meant "THAT" to mean self awearness. I think you are expecting to much from martial arts its not religion.

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                          #57
                          Originally posted by vaquero de las nalgas View Post
                          Thread winner.
                          I agree. Lebell had me at
                          it's your own inability to write up a coherent story.
                          What's the matter?
                          Is the World of Warcraft server down?
                          Last edited by slamdunc; 7/01/2012 8:11am, .
                          I thought I spelled it wrong, but as I said I'm a mechanic not an English professor.

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                            #58
                            I think i win.

                            who else gets 50 responses in a day and a half on a thread.

                            you can all lick the dandruff from the hair between my nuts and anus.

                            every post you write makes me stronger .

                            Im absorbing all your interweb chi.
                            Last edited by BIG TIM; 7/01/2012 8:27am, .

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                              #59
                              Originally posted by BIG TIM View Post
                              I think i win.
                              What was the contest? What is the prize?
                              Originally posted by BIG TIM View Post
                              who else gets 50 responses in one day on a thread.
                              Many controversial members (mostly former members) have had numerous responses. Any time that someone is the butt of a joke, and doesn't realize it, that draws a crowd. Quality over quantity is usually the standard, but if you are proud of the numbers, keep up the good work.
                              Originally posted by BIG TIM View Post
                              you can all lick the dandruff from the hair between my nuts and anus.
                              Pass.
                              Originally posted by BIG TIM View Post
                              every post you write makes me stronger.
                              Not really, it just points out that you are an endless source of entertainment. That which does not kill you, makes you stronger; there is no chance that posting on this site will kill you.
                              Originally posted by BIG TIM View Post
                              Im absorbing all your interweb chi.
                              Keep up your training, if you build up too much chi, you could gain weight.

                              http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=88494&page=13


                              I thought I spelled it wrong, but as I said I'm a mechanic not an English professor.

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                                #60
                                Originally posted by slamdunc View Post
                                What was the contest? What is the prize?
                                Many controversial members (mostly former members) have had numerous responses. Any time that someone is the butt of a joke, and doesn't realize it, that draws a crowd. Quality over quantity is usually the standard, but if you are proud of the numbers, keep up the good work.
                                Pass.
                                Not really, it just points out that you are an endless source of entertainment. That which does not kill you, makes you stronger; there is no chance that posting on this site will kill you.
                                Keep up your training, if you build up too much chi, you could gain weight.


                                butt of every ones joke ahahah its called trolling bitch and your feeding my troll apetite.
                                post again i dare you feed me bitch do it:) do as your told like a good dog

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