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    Hi, I'm new

    So, I just started taking martial arts at a school in queens. My sifu tells me I'm going to learn all about the deadly arts. He was a big street fighter in asia and he won almost all of his fights. No referee...no holds barred anything goes. One of his opponents was in a coma for 2 weeks. He is a black belt in a lot of martial arts. He says that by the time he is done with me I'll have to register my hands as deadly weapons. I can't wait. What do you guys think?









    HAHA.

    Now that my poor attempt at humor is out of the way, I trained in Long Island at Serra Jitsu for about 6 months about 5 years ago..great school...but I got injured and had 2 kids. I'm starting today at Queens MMA..checked it out last night...seems legit, students are encouraged to compete in the various bjj tourneys, rolling every class, etc...Anyone have any experience with this school?

    #2
    Welcome from a fellow newbie. Congrats on the humorous post, hehe :)

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      #3
      I actually felt the bile rising for a second there.

      Welcome!

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        #4
        Welcome to Bullshido. That was an awesome introduction.


        I thought I spelled it wrong, but as I said I'm a mechanic not an English professor.

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          #5
          Oh no, my monocle's fallen out and cracked on the ground! Rogue!

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            #6
            Thanks for the warm welcome. I was a member years ago and this forum sent me to Serra instead of the Krav Maga school I was gonna join. Best move ever...I owe this place a favor.

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              #7
              Welcome (back) to Bullshido. Nice post, got me for a moment.
              sigpic

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                #8
                I'd say welcome to the newbie club except your not really a newbie, so welcome back. Frigging great intro btw!

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                  #9
                  Fuck fuck fuck fuck....had me going there for a second.

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                    #10
                    Reading through some mega threads. I forgot how funny this forum is....been pissing coffee out of my nose all day:) It's like a bullshitters worst nightmare.

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                      #11
                      "a bullshitters worst nightmare" should be on one of the logo's for the site

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                        #12
                        Multiple accounts? ban pls.







                        Welcome.

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                          #13
                          Thrutch, I thought the exact same thing, but mainly because I was a little pissed off that I was taken in by that first paragraph. Nice work, n00bie.
                          GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
                          Originally posted by Devil
                          I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
                          Originally posted by BackFistMonkey
                          I <3 Battlefields...

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                            #14
                            Best

                            Intro

                            Ever!

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                              #15
                              Banned?? Aww man...already. I'd be more than happy to use my old login if I remembered what it was.

                              Anyway..first class last night at my new school. Great time, great instruction, 40 minutes of rolling. Who would have thought that nearly passing out and getting tapped over and over again could be so much fun.

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