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    Everything comes together in the ass. It is the center to motion, balance, shock absorption, and power. When I punch with my ass I can cave a bag. When I clench my ass tight I am light as a feather.
    Oh my mighty ass how I worship thee. With clenched fist and clenched cheeks I salute you. Tho dirty, sweaty and often smelly, you are indeed the moon to my sun. :happy:

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    Originally posted by Batshatcrazy View Post
    Everything comes together in the ass. It is the center to motion, balance, shock absorption, and power. When I punch with my ass I can cave a bag. When I clench my ass tight I am light as a feather.
    Oh my mighty ass how I worship thee. With clenched fist and clenched cheeks I salute you. Tho dirty, sweaty and often smelly, you are indeed the moon to my sun. :happy:
    Sounds like you're familiar with the great training Dvd series 'weapons of ass destruction'

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      #3









      On the subject of asses.

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        #4
        http://senorgif.memebase.com/2012/04...newcontenthole
        GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
        Originally posted by Devil
        I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
        Originally posted by BackFistMonkey
        I <3 Battlefields...

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          #5
          Originally posted by Batshatcrazy View Post
          Everything comes together in the ass. It is the center to motion, balance, shock absorption, and power. When I punch with my ass I can cave a bag. When I clench my ass tight I am light as a feather.
          Oh my mighty ass how I worship thee. With clenched fist and clenched cheeks I salute you. Tho dirty, sweaty and often smelly, you are indeed the moon to my sun. :happy:
          Mr Schwarzenegger, what do you intend to do about California's debt?

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            #6
            Batsh, could you go and have your mental breakdown(s) somewhere else?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Stickybomb View Post
              Batsh, could you go and have your mental breakdown(s) somewhere else?
              It's all in his head which is clearly in his ass.

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                #8
                How is this not in Trollshido already.
                The fool thinks himself immortal,
                If he hold back from battle;
                But old age will grant him no truce,
                Even if spears spare him.

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                  #9
                  We're waiting for Brother Daniel to chime in first.

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                    #10
                    The OP's national anthem:

                    www.childsplaycharity.org

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                      #11
                      Switch on the music, read the OP's post aloud.
                      Piece of poetry.
                      www.childsplaycharity.org

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