Colin - confessions of a lazy ***hole

[Colin]

Hi.
I know it's been forever, and some of you may be reluctant to believe this, but bullshido.net is actually my favourite community on the entire web..

"SO Y U NO VISIT? Y U NO POST?"

I'm afraid that the questions are better than the answers.
To go some way to explaining my complete absence in the last 12 months, I'm going to have to be up front about something incredibly shameful and embarrassing.

Fact is, I have been out of training, and my previously killer left hook is now more suitable for fly squashing.

My previously terrifying Seio-Nage is now more suitable for throwing the garbage bag in the skip bin.

My previously flawless ukemi is now more suitable for rolling out of bed.

And why should anyone care? Well, perhaps most people won't - but in any case I wanted to touch base, and go part way to explaining my recent complete failure as a martial artist, or athlete of any type.

So yeah - what's up, bs.net? :friends:

[ChenPengFi]

You've been gone?
For a year?

...and now you come back to tell us how much you suck?


Well shit,
welcome back i guess...

[Azatdawn]

Wow, a year, huh. So it's been over a year since I joined. So it's been even longer since I started training and I still suck... this thread depresses me. Stupid hard truth!

Anyway, how have you been? Written some music in the meantime?

[Colin]

You've been gone?
For a year?

...and now you come back to tell us how much you suck?

Pretty much

Well shit,
welcome back i guess...

Thanks.

Anyway, how have you been? Written some music in the meantime?

Sure have. I've actually been hard at work with my metal band.

[jnp]

I'm going to let all of you in on something not so secret, including Colin, especially Colin.

We don't care if you're not currently training. If you're a good member who contributes positively to the community, we would prefer it if you kept posting, even if you're not currently training.

Lord knows we have no shortage of morons around here. Good posters are hard to find.

Welcome back Colin. In conclusion, don't leave us again. There's a whole slew of passive aggressive chunners trapped in our chun closet, and we need all the ammo we can muster to keep their frothing madness at bay.

[Colin]

I really appreciate that you consider me to be 'not a moron' jnp.
Honestly, I do.

My photoshop fury is primed, and ready to unleash on unsuspecting chunners, and the sad assortment of the deluded that will inexorably gravitate towards this forum, just ready to spew their pseudo-scientific diarrhoea all over our hallowed pages.

The sentiment is well-received, brother.

[Devil]

I just assumed you were in the bathroom.

[ermghoti]

So yeah - what's up, bs.net? :friends:

Well, there's about ten threads full of delusional chunners, ninjers, and/or d34d133 str33t specialists on the first couple pages of YMAS and Trollshido. Also, Boby started a thread dedicated to comedic martial failure videos. It's about 80 pages long now, and, surprisingly, barely half of it is videos of Boby.

[Colin]

I just assumed you were in the bathroom.

Nice to see you again, too :)

surprisingly, barely half of it is videos of Boby.

I call shenanigans.

[Hiro Protagonist]

We don't care if you're not currently training. If you're a good member who contributes positively to the community, we would prefer it if you kept posting, even if you're not currently training.

Mental note: Rafe, never stop training.

[Permalost]

Welcome back. Has it really been a whole year? Jesus.

[JingMerchant!]

^ What he said. Welcome back dude.

[Colin]

Welcome back. Has it really been a whole year? Jesus.

I know right? technically I think it's been about 10.5-11 months, but close enough.

^ What he said. Welcome back dude.

Thanks mate :)

[Kovacs]

Welcome back mate. Is the beard still powerful?

[Colin]

Welcome back mate. Is the beard still powerful?

Potent as ever!
I'm cultivating a 'Gandalf'

Trivia: If I shaved the thing off at this point, I think my fellow band members would murder me.