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    Teh d34d133 nutshot. Now, with even more d34d133!!!

    [crosses legs]
    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

    Originally posted by strikistanian
    DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Originally posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
    Originally posted by Plasma
    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
    Originally posted by SoulMechanic
    Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

    #2
    How does that kill you? I mean, it would hurt like hell but I can't picture how that would kill a man.

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      #3
      2 points I would like to make.

      1) The stance of Wing chun (having the knees together) is a very awkward one, limits mobility and general is not a natural stance to take. I was told the reason for this is so that people dont kick you in the nuts. However I thought this was designed with women in mind? secondly is it really worth basing an entire style on that stance given its limitations, on the off chance someone kicks you in the balls?

      2)I am living in a little block of apartments in Thailand about 5 minutes from my gym and every Saturday the guy in the room next to me brings a hooker back and smashes her in, and I get to listen...Im not sure if I want to listen or not, but I dont really have a choice.
      The strange thing is, I though 2 guys were living next door....maybe a roasting?

      Entirely off topic I know, but its 1am, and I cant sleep....for the aforementioned reason.

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        #4
        Jesus, the noises get stranger........honestly wtf!!

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          #5
          the screamings stopped but the beds still creeking, maybe she died and he's finishing off.

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            #6
            Nope, the moaning s back.........Geeezz, he is getting his hours worth....thats probably about $30

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              #7
              Is it wrong that part of me wants to see the chick so I can put a face to the moans.

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                #8
                Originally posted by ZenMMA View Post
                1) The stance of Wing chun (having the knees together) is a very awkward one, limits mobility and general is not a natural stance to take. I was told the reason for this is so that people dont kick you in the nuts. However I thought this was designed with women in mind? secondly is it really worth basing an entire style on that stance given its limitations, on the off chance someone kicks you in the balls?
                From what I understand, the stance you mention is in place to gain punching power from the legs. Also, different lineages practice differently. Some actually spar like that and others just use the stance when practicing forms. That's what google told me when I was researching the chun a few months back.

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                Originally posted by Mr. Machette
                Lift a lot of weights and sexually assault anyone who tries step to you. Flip the script. Watch that fight turn to flight when you go for penetration.
                Originally posted by Raycetpfl
                Just for future reference dude..... when you are doing it right you don't soil your under-roos when you nail chicks.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by jwilde88 View Post
                  From what I understand, the stance you mention is in place to gain punching power from the legs. Also, different lineages practice differently. Some actually spar like that and others just use the stance when practicing forms. That's what google told me when I was researching the chun a few months back.

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                  I trained Teh Chun for a couple of months and we had to stand for 20 mins every day with a cushion between our knees and hold it there with our knees to perfect the stance whilst extending one arm at a time and holding a wooden rod horizontally to strengthen the forearm.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by ZenMMA View Post
                    I trained Teh Chun for a couple of months and we had to stand for 20 mins every day with a cushion between our knees and hold it there with our knees to perfect the stance whilst extending one arm at a time and holding a wooden rod horizontally to strengthen the forearm.
                    Sounds like that would work your shoulders more than anything...

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                    Originally posted by Mr. Machette
                    Lift a lot of weights and sexually assault anyone who tries step to you. Flip the script. Watch that fight turn to flight when you go for penetration.
                    Originally posted by Raycetpfl
                    Just for future reference dude..... when you are doing it right you don't soil your under-roos when you nail chicks.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by jwilde88 View Post
                      Sounds like that would work your shoulders more than anything...

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                      My wrists and forearms tended to give up before my shoulders.

                      Again, way off topic, but I am really toying with the idea of switching up to a strong side forwards stance ala JKD, just seems to make a lot of sense.

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                        #12
                        The hours up...Off she goes until next week.

                        Finally I can sleep.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by ZenMMA View Post
                          My wrists and forearms tended to give up before my shoulders.
                          I used to do the same thing with an M16-A2 and it was always the shoulders. Maybe we're just talking about two different exercises. Maybe you could post an example of what you're talking about.

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                          Originally posted by Mr. Machette
                          Lift a lot of weights and sexually assault anyone who tries step to you. Flip the script. Watch that fight turn to flight when you go for penetration.
                          Originally posted by Raycetpfl
                          Just for future reference dude..... when you are doing it right you don't soil your under-roos when you nail chicks.

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                            #14
                            ZenMMA: is it possible it's the two guys, and she's just cheering them on?
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                            When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

                            "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
                            "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti

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                              #15
                              Or possibly a lady-boy hooker? Could explain the odd noises.

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