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    The Rob Tucker Thread (formerly "Alliance team giving away brown belts in FL")

    Rob Tucker got his brown belt after 6 months of purple belt only becouse he opened his own gym or maybe he is a real fk Ninja.

    #2
    Thread moved to the YMAS forum because it is nothing but the OP's hearsay.

    frank586, here is a link to the stickie that outlines the posting requirement for putting up a new thread in MABS, the investigative forum wherein you originally posted this thread,

    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=57547
    Shut the hell up and train.

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      #3
      Originally posted by frank586 View Post
      Rob Tucker got his brown belt after 6 months of purple belt only becouse he opened his own gym or maybe he is a real fk Ninja.
      Rob Tucker then punched a puppy for no reason and pushed an old lady in a wheel chair into traffic.

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        #4
        Rob Tucker drank my last beer.

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          #5
          Rob Tucker once at an entire train full of passengers, piece by piece, AFTER derailing it with his penis.
          Originally posted by Sarcastro
          He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.


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            #6
            Rob Tucker was the uncredited vocal coach behind "Hot Problems."

            Rob Tucker is the reason your cell phone battery doesn't last as long as you can hold your breath.

            Rob Tucker causes global climate change.

            You say "tomayto," I say "tomahto," Rob Tucker says "I CAN FIT A SCREWDRIVER IN MY PEE-PEE HOLE!"

            Rob Tucker invented comic sans seriff.

            Rob Tucker wrote the 877-kars-4-kids jingle.

            Rob Tucker finds Dane Cook funny.

            When you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Then, Rob Tucker sneaks into your room and eats the Kleenex.

            Rob Tucker is Goatse Guy.
            "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

            Originally posted by strikistanian
            DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
            Originally posted by Devil
            Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
            Originally posted by Plasma
            At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
            Originally posted by SoulMechanic
            Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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              #7
              Rob Tucker ate my shorts.
              Combatives training log.

              Gezere: paraphrase from Bas Rutten, Never escalate the level of violence in fight you are losing. :D

              Drum thread

              Pavel Tsatsouline: kettlebell workouts give you “cardio without the dishonour of aerobics”.

              "Disliking someone is not evidence of wrongdoing or malfeasance or even bias." --Dung Beatles

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                #8
                Originally posted by ermghoti View Post
                Rob Tucker invented comic sans seriff.
                bastard!

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                  #9
                  Rob Tucker tapes Bucaneers games without the express written consent of the NFL.

                  Rob Tucker doesn't say thank you when you hold the door open for him.

                  Rob Tucker uses kittens as clay pigeons when shooting skeet.

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                    #10
                    Mosquitos don't bite Rob Tucker...purely out of respect.
                    Sharks, have a week dedicated to Rob Tucker.

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                      #11
                      Rob Tucker's birth name is Rob Ilovetheaidsvirus. It was changed during his belt promotion.
                      Originally posted by Sarcastro
                      He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.


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                        #12
                        Rob Tucker hates babies unless they're broasted with a seasoned cracker crumb breading.

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                          #13
                          Who is Rob Tucker?

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Prone View Post
                            Who is Rob Tucker?
                            Read the thread noob! He is a cross between Satan and Hitler. He is the baddest of the bad. Other than that, we're not really sure.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Tom .C View Post
                              Read the thread noob! He is a cross between Satan and Hitler. He is the baddest of the bad. Other than that, we're not really sure.
                              But he got his BB as a gift. So he must be badass /faint

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