30 minutes ago, almost got into an altercation. Went as well as it could have.

[itwasntme]

It's good for cutting weight. You don't really feel like eating for a few days afterward.

Are you kidding me? Every time I ever did it, it seemed to boost my metabolism through the roof. I would get so hungry and think to myself, "now why does everyone say coke heads lose a ton of weight?"

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[TaeBo_Master]

Lol I had to do a double take at this. I was all like "a whole ounce of blow???" and you were all like "aww yeah!"

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It's good for cutting weight. You don't really feel like eating for a few days afterward.

[itwasntme]

Personally, I get my morning pick-me-up by mixing an ounce of kool-aid powder and an ounce of cocaine and snorting the whole thing in one go. But that's not for everyone.

Lol I had to do a double take at this. I was all like "a whole ounce of blow???" and you were all like "aww yeah!"

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[Jim_Jude]

News flash: people who hit each other for entertainment aren't supposed to have smartz. Yooz guys needs to gits back to discussing fantasy solutions to fantasy problems which arize when yooz are at fast food joints, not serious issues like koffee.

Incidentally, I drink french press every morning, but I have no problem drinking brown water in a cup.

I don't believe you.

[atomicpoet]

Personally, I get my morning pick-me-up by mixing an ounce of kool-aid powder and an ounce of cocaine and snorting the whole thing in one go. But that's not for everyone.

So your pick-me-up is actually a pick up line?

[TaeBo_Master]

Personally, I get my morning pick-me-up by mixing an ounce of kool-aid powder and an ounce of cocaine and snorting the whole thing in one go. But that's not for everyone.

[crappler]

News flash: people who hit each other for entertainment aren't supposed to have smartz. Yooz guys needs to gits back to discussing fantasy solutions to fantasy problems which arize when yooz are at fast food joints, not serious issues like koffee.

Incidentally, I drink french press every morning, but I have no problem drinking brown water in a cup.

[TaeBo_Master]

Au contraire. Following the grand traditions of Something Awful, Pitchfork, and /r/atheism, the true spirit of the Internet is what philologists call "pretentious twattage". That is to say, to tsk tsk the choices of uncultured plebeians.

Now, if you don't mind me, I will be sipping my monkey pick iron Buddha oolong tea served at a precise temperature of 90 degrees Fahrenheit.

Philologists don't invent words or phrases. Philology is the study of the origins, history, and evolution of language; and has nothing to do with actual social constructs. You meant to say sociologists, anthropologists, or–somewhat more distantly–philosophers.

[TaeBo_Master]

Starbucks' coffee sucks. If you make a habit out of paying for overpriced craptastic coffee at Starbucks, you're a sheeple.

p.s. 30 minutes ago, I almost took a nap.

True story.

That was actually a more exciting story than the OP.

[atomicpoet]

Have you never had a male friend before? Or, for that matter, been on the internet before? Making fun and talking trash is the nature of the beast. And the guy who takes it seriously is the low man on the totem pole.

Au contraire. Following the grand traditions of Something Awful, Pitchfork, and /r/atheism, the true spirit of the Internet is what philologists call "pretentious twattage". That is to say, to tsk tsk the choices of uncultured plebeians.

Now, if you don't mind me, I will be sipping my monkey pick iron Buddha oolong tea served at a precise temperature of 90 degrees Fahrenheit.

[jnp]

B. A metric crap ton cheaper than said good for the environment, feng shuied, Heartbreak Hoteled heart attack in a cup.

Starbucks' coffee sucks. If you make a habit out of paying for overpriced craptastic coffee at Starbucks, you're a sheeple.

p.s. 30 minutes ago, I almost took a nap.

True story.

[Vince Tortelli]

What's the big deal about KFC coffee? You put the black powder in the magic cylinder, add water, and five minutes later I have a reason not to heel hook half the people taking classes with me. So far KFC, McDonald's, Community, Folgers, Dunkin Donuts, and Waffle House have proven to be:

A. Just as effective at suppressing my inner Diaz brother as some cream filled Starbucks concoction made from beans hand picked by a witch doctor, hand ground by an Elvis impersonator, and then saddled with a pretentious Italian pseudonym

B. A metric crap ton cheaper than said good for the environment, feng shuied, Heartbreak Hoteled heart attack in a cup.

Don't let these elitist dinnermashers shame you, atomicpoet. Be proud that you're a blue collar man and you like your coffee like your women: fast, cheap, and sweet. STAY GOLD BROTHER! Stay gold.

[TaeBo_Master]

My honour is at stake. You all seem to think I'm into this:



When in fact I'm into this:



Picked by these guys:



Over here:



You see, when it comes to tea, I'm this kind of person:

Have you never had a male friend before? Or, for that matter, been on the internet before? Making fun and talking trash is the nature of the beast. And the guy who takes it seriously is the low man on the totem pole.

[Polish beast]

Punked? No. Punked would be playing their game and allowing matters to escalate.

I've got nothing to gain by punching a homeless dude in a KFC. Let him be someone else's problem.

Even so, why were you drinking coffee at KFC?

[vaquero de las nalgas]

Hmmmmm I face down homeless drunks and illegally parked a-holes every day and this is the best you can give me?