30 minutes ago, almost got into an altercation. Went as well as it could have.

[TaeBo_Master]

Au contraire. Following the grand traditions of Something Awful, Pitchfork, and /r/atheism, the true spirit of the Internet is what philologists call "pretentious twattage". That is to say, to tsk tsk the choices of uncultured plebeians.

Now, if you don't mind me, I will be sipping my monkey pick iron Buddha oolong tea served at a precise temperature of 90 degrees Fahrenheit.

Philologists don't invent words or phrases. Philology is the study of the origins, history, and evolution of language; and has nothing to do with actual social constructs. You meant to say sociologists, anthropologists, or–somewhat more distantly–philosophers.

[crappler]

News flash: people who hit each other for entertainment aren't supposed to have smartz. Yooz guys needs to gits back to discussing fantasy solutions to fantasy problems which arize when yooz are at fast food joints, not serious issues like koffee.

Incidentally, I drink french press every morning, but I have no problem drinking brown water in a cup.

[TaeBo_Master]

Personally, I get my morning pick-me-up by mixing an ounce of kool-aid powder and an ounce of cocaine and snorting the whole thing in one go. But that's not for everyone.

[atomicpoet]

Personally, I get my morning pick-me-up by mixing an ounce of kool-aid powder and an ounce of cocaine and snorting the whole thing in one go. But that's not for everyone.

So your pick-me-up is actually a pick up line?

[Jim_Jude]

News flash: people who hit each other for entertainment aren't supposed to have smartz. Yooz guys needs to gits back to discussing fantasy solutions to fantasy problems which arize when yooz are at fast food joints, not serious issues like koffee.

Incidentally, I drink french press every morning, but I have no problem drinking brown water in a cup.

I don't believe you.

[itwasntme]

Personally, I get my morning pick-me-up by mixing an ounce of kool-aid powder and an ounce of cocaine and snorting the whole thing in one go. But that's not for everyone.

Lol I had to do a double take at this. I was all like "a whole ounce of blow???" and you were all like "aww yeah!"

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[TaeBo_Master]

Lol I had to do a double take at this. I was all like "a whole ounce of blow???" and you were all like "aww yeah!"

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It's good for cutting weight. You don't really feel like eating for a few days afterward.

[itwasntme]

It's good for cutting weight. You don't really feel like eating for a few days afterward.

Are you kidding me? Every time I ever did it, it seemed to boost my metabolism through the roof. I would get so hungry and think to myself, "now why does everyone say coke heads lose a ton of weight?"

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