30 minutes ago, almost got into an altercation. Went as well as it could have.

[Jim_Jude]

I was lumping Canada together with America, for the purposes of that little rant.

Something, I suspect, will earn me the Wrath of someone....

probably from both sides.

there's only three cities in Canada worth a fuck.

- Vancouver for the herb
- Windsor for the strip clubs
- Montreal for the food

& that's it, no discussion.

[Kambei Shimada]

The most tragic thing about all this is that you were drinking coffee from KFC.


http://rivermaidencoffee.com/index.html
http://www.everythingcafe.ca/

[atomicpoet]

The most tragic thing about all this is that you were drinking coffee from KFC.


http://rivermaidencoffee.com/index.html
http://www.everythingcafe.ca/

FOR THE LAST TIME, I WASN'T DRINKING COFFEE FROM KFC!

If there's any time to use all caps, this is it.

[TaeBo_Master]

FOR THE LAST TIME, I WASN'T DRINKING COFFEE FROM KFC!

If there's any time to use all caps, this is it.

You seem to be the only one not having fun with this.

[atomicpoet]

You seem to be the only one not having fun with this.

My honour is at stake. You all seem to think I'm into this:



When in fact I'm into this:



Picked by these guys:



Over here:



You see, when it comes to tea, I'm this kind of person:

[Jim_Jude]

You see, when it comes to tea, I'm this kind of person:

but you let elderly 30-something homeless people punk you?
Not too fancy, old chap.

[atomicpoet]

but you let elderly 30-something homeless people punk you?
Not too fancy, old chap.

Punked? No. Punked would be playing their game and allowing matters to escalate.

I've got nothing to gain by punching a homeless dude in a KFC. Let him be someone else's problem.

[PizDoff]

That looks shopped as I'm sure we've all seen a few pixels on Bullshido before. Therefore here's the source.

http://articles.businessinsider.com/...ss-ad-campaign

We know who the go-to man in Canada is for the test market.

[vaquero de las nalgas]

Hmmmmm I face down homeless drunks and illegally parked a-holes every day and this is the best you can give me?

[Polish beast]

Punked? No. Punked would be playing their game and allowing matters to escalate.

I've got nothing to gain by punching a homeless dude in a KFC. Let him be someone else's problem.

Even so, why were you drinking coffee at KFC?

[TaeBo_Master]

My honour is at stake. You all seem to think I'm into this:



When in fact I'm into this:



Picked by these guys:



Over here:



You see, when it comes to tea, I'm this kind of person:

Have you never had a male friend before? Or, for that matter, been on the internet before? Making fun and talking trash is the nature of the beast. And the guy who takes it seriously is the low man on the totem pole.

[Vince Tortelli]

What's the big deal about KFC coffee? You put the black powder in the magic cylinder, add water, and five minutes later I have a reason not to heel hook half the people taking classes with me. So far KFC, McDonald's, Community, Folgers, Dunkin Donuts, and Waffle House have proven to be:

A. Just as effective at suppressing my inner Diaz brother as some cream filled Starbucks concoction made from beans hand picked by a witch doctor, hand ground by an Elvis impersonator, and then saddled with a pretentious Italian pseudonym

B. A metric crap ton cheaper than said good for the environment, feng shuied, Heartbreak Hoteled heart attack in a cup.

Don't let these elitist dinnermashers shame you, atomicpoet. Be proud that you're a blue collar man and you like your coffee like your women: fast, cheap, and sweet. STAY GOLD BROTHER! Stay gold.

[jnp]

B. A metric crap ton cheaper than said good for the environment, feng shuied, Heartbreak Hoteled heart attack in a cup.

Starbucks' coffee sucks. If you make a habit out of paying for overpriced craptastic coffee at Starbucks, you're a sheeple.

p.s. 30 minutes ago, I almost took a nap.

True story.

[atomicpoet]

Have you never had a male friend before? Or, for that matter, been on the internet before? Making fun and talking trash is the nature of the beast. And the guy who takes it seriously is the low man on the totem pole.

Au contraire. Following the grand traditions of Something Awful, Pitchfork, and /r/atheism, the true spirit of the Internet is what philologists call "pretentious twattage". That is to say, to tsk tsk the choices of uncultured plebeians.

Now, if you don't mind me, I will be sipping my monkey pick iron Buddha oolong tea served at a precise temperature of 90 degrees Fahrenheit.

[TaeBo_Master]

Starbucks' coffee sucks. If you make a habit out of paying for overpriced craptastic coffee at Starbucks, you're a sheeple.

p.s. 30 minutes ago, I almost took a nap.

True story.

That was actually a more exciting story than the OP.