30 minutes ago, almost got into an altercation. Went as well as it could have.

[JingMerchant!]

Well obviously, in Canada, KFC is the place to be for afternoon tea. And the coffee is so weak it's mistaken for tea?

This could only happen on your side of the pond... What with the bog-water that is laughingly refered to as 'Tea'.

Don't you know this doesn't come in cans?/

It shouldn't come in anything, because it's fucking wrong!

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Your mistake was assuming nobody would be mean muggin at a KFC.

[Cayvmann]

I walked into a KFC just now to order a sandwich, and the moment I stepped inside, one of them said, "Hey, that's the guy who's always in the KFC."

Never having met them in my life — and having never stepped inside a KFC in months — I probably looked at him with a confused expression.

"What do you want?" he asked me as I paused.

"Nothing," I said.

"Ha!" he began taking on an aggressive demeanour, "That's what I thought."

I realized he was trying to get something out of me, and I began considering my options.

The guy was short, stocky, and wore glasses. I could tell he hadn't showered in a week. He has mustard stains on his clothes, and when he walked close to me, I could smell booze from the night before. There was no question I could take him on — if it had to come to that.

His friend, on the other hand, was different. He was tall and rangy, and looked like the smarter of the too. It also knew if in any violence happened, he'd be a part of it.

I ordered my food, then stepped back. I took it easy, sipped my tea, and continued to mind my own business — not saying a thing.

Shorty, though, decided to turn around and stare at me. I tried being friendly. I asked him how he was doing. He didn't reply, opting instead to pull up a chair beside me and continue staring at me.

So asked him, "Hey, would you like this other chair for you friend?"

"No," he laughed, "You can sit here if you want to."

I wasn't having any of it. So I moved over, and decided to leave the chair open for his friend.

His friend then sat down, and they both continued staring at me. I continued to sip my coffee, never giving them eye contact for a single moment.

Shorty walked over to me, laughed in my face, and said, "I could totally kick your ass."

Once again, I didn't say a single thing to him, continued to sip my tea, waiting for my order to finish.

Finally, the KFC girl let me know my order was done. I grabbed my sandwich, and just as I left, Shorty said to his friend, "Don't worry, we'll go after him in just a moment."

I left the premises, fully expecting both of them to come right out. I was fully ready to engage if I had to, and had all the confidence in the world that I could at least hurt Shorty.

But, neither one of them followed me out.

Frankly, this whole thing went about as well as it could have. I have no idea why both of them wanted to cause trouble with me. I also have no idea why neither of them tried to do what they said they were going to do.

Trolls have existed much longer than the internet has been around. They were just ferking with ya.

[csharp.negative]

Did anyone else that read this story picture Newman from Seinfeld as the glasses wearing troll?

[Polish beast]

Any more questions about my lifestyle?

So how often do you bring tea to KFC?

[PizDoff]

Don't you know this doesn't come in cans?/

I'm well aware, my first post was to see if anyone caught the coffee + tea discrepancy. We all learned never to go for a coffee with atomicpoet which could lead to tea, then to a most inopportune encounter with several ruffians.

Yuanyang, Yuenyeung, Yinyong is actually pretty good, I have that every once in a while. Fresh. Can is also decent, but too sugary.

[Hiro Protagonist]

Yuanyang, Yuenyeung, Yinyong is actually pretty good, I have that every once in a while. Fresh. Can is also decent, but too sugary.

I am intrigued. It's like a a sum of all good things.
Like a sundawn in the mountains.
Like a hot girl that likes videogames.

Any *reliable* and *tasty* recipes to brew this at home?

[Jim_Jude]

jeezus, this thread is still going? I'm gonna go start a thread about my overactive imagination & see what happens.

[Cake of Doom]

It could be titled "Walked past a guy in the street, nothing happened but in my head I was a total hero!"

The sad thing is that I would probably end up reading it.

[TaeBo_Master]

This could only happen on your side of the pond... What with the bog-water that is laughingly refered to as 'Tea'.

You say that, but you forget that Canada is basically UK-light. It's like America was in 1770.

So when you attack their tea, you attack your own!

[JingMerchant!]

Yuanyang, Yuenyeung, Yinyong is actually pretty good, I have that every once in a while. Fresh. Can is also decent, but too sugary.

YOU LIE!!! WHY WOULD YOU LIE?!?!?!?

I am intrigued. It's like a a sum of all good things.
Like a sundawn in the mountains.
Like a hot girl that likes videogames.

You can mix other good things, like Ice cream and Chicken tikka masala... And when you do, you get something that looks and smells like Dog vomit....

DO NOT BE FOOLED RAFE!!!!!

[JingMerchant!]

You say that, but you forget that Canada is basically UK-light. It's like America was in 1770.

So when you attack their tea, you attack your own!

I was lumping Canada together with America, for the purposes of that little rant.

Something, I suspect, will earn me the Wrath of someone....

[toad44]

fortunately, we have a video of the event so we actually know what triggered everything:

[TaeBo_Master]

I was lumping Canada together with America, for the purposes of that little rant.

Something, I suspect, will earn me the Wrath of someone....

Well, Canada still falls under the rule of Queen Elizabeth II. So if their tea is unsatisfactory, whose fault is that???

[Hiro Protagonist]

You can mix other good things, like Ice cream and Chicken tikka masala... And when you do, you get something that looks and smells like Dog vomit....

DO NOT BE FOOLED RAFE!!!!!

Seriously, that instant Cappuccino mix that I am having right now, if I hadn't brewed it myself... Anybody ever seen real batshit? :(