30 minutes ago, almost got into an altercation. Went as well as it could have.

[SpinKiK]

KFC serves coffee?

No, apparently KFC serves magical tea, that turns into coffee, and then back into tea again!

[TaeBo_Master]

Well obviously, in Canada, KFC is the place to be for afternoon tea. And the coffee is so weak it's mistaken for tea?

[slamdunc]

He can't even get his story about tea or coffee correct. He needs to be called out on it.

I'd be more apt to call him out on the story if it involved him chain-punching 3 or 4 thugs into oblivion. If only batshatcrazy had been there to seize an opportunity to thump a couple of disadvantaged bums.

[atomicpoet]

Good God! I leave this forum for a day, and there's a debate on what I was doing drinking a tea in a KFC.

So, to answer your questions, I bought the tea at the convenience store beside the KFC. In fact, I bought it right before I entered the KFC.

It was a Tazo Earl Grey with milk and Sweet 'N Low. It wasn't that great since it was bagged tea, but I'm trying to wean myself off coffee.

As for why I was in the KFC in the first place, it was because the convenience store was out of sandwiches, and I knew KFC had a pretty good grilled chicken sandwich. With the sauce removed, it's not too bad.

As for why I was looking for a sandwich at 11am on Saturday, it's because I'm building a new kitchen at my house, and we cleared out all the food.

Any more questions about my lifestyle?

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[TaeBo_Master]

What they're talking about is this:

I ordered my food, then stepped back. I took it easy, sipped my tea … … … His friend then sat down, and they both continued staring at me. I continued to sip my coffee, never giving them eye contact for a single moment.

Presto chango, tea turns into coffee.

[The_Beak]

How dare you sully the hallowed pages of Bullshido with your dirty LIES!!!

GONG SAU!!!!!

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[atomicpoet]

What they're talking about is this:



Presto chango, tea turns into coffee.

I meant to say tea, but it's apparent in my OP I'd been wishing my tea was coffee at the time (I was still drinking it when I wrote that post). Because, really, those Tazo tea bags are horrible.

[ADM]

At times like this, you often have to think "What would Omega have done here?"

[TaeBo_Master]

There wouldn't be much of the human race left.

[crappler]

Good God! I leave this forum for a day, and there's a debate on what I was doing drinking a tea in a KFC.

So, to answer your questions, I bought the tea at the convenience store beside the KFC. In fact, I bought it right before I entered the KFC.

It was a Tazo Earl Grey with milk and Sweet 'N Low. It wasn't that great since it was bagged tea, but I'm trying to wean myself off coffee.

As for why I was in the KFC in the first place, it was because the convenience store was out of sandwiches, and I knew KFC had a pretty good grilled chicken sandwich. With the sauce removed, it's not too bad.

As for why I was looking for a sandwich at 11am on Saturday, it's because I'm building a new kitchen at my house, and we cleared out all the food.

Any more questions about my lifestyle?

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There is a joke somewhere in all of this about teabagging, but it's I'm not coming up with anything.

I did have a similar experience once, where I went into a convenience story in the wine country north of where I lived and bought a cigar. This odd guy was looking at me and said "I don't like cigars". And I nodded. "And I don't like people who like cigars". Continued staring. I said something silly like, "well that was harsh and judgmental" and then left. As I was leaving the cashier told him "you need to leave".

I have read that vast numbers of crimes are never solved and no one ever figures out why they happened.

At the time, I was in top physical condition. Could crank off twenty pullups no problem run 15 miles, etc. It probably would not have turned out the way he was thinking it would. I would not say it turned out as best it could. The best it could is him getting his ass kicked and going to jail.

[patfromlogan]

I don't mean to be rude, but you did just waste 2 minutes of my life here.

Can you at least include a picture of a semi naked woman at the end of the story so people dont feel so robbed?

Here you go.

[dwkfym]

I'm glad and also disappointed that this did not end in a head kick

[patfromlogan]

Seriously you didn't know how crazy? Or carrying knives etc.

I took the top off the pepper once when hassled in a restaurant and got ready to throw it in some asshole cowboys eyes, but the idiot cowboys managed to insult a Mexican guy who exploded screaming in their faces, "YOU CALLED ME A SPADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!" etc etc and they forgot about me. Think how mad the Mexican would have been if they had called him the N word. I didn't think spade was all that bad.

No one messes with me because I'm ancient and wretched and smell like urine (or is it that I'm big and powerful and have an imposing carriage?) but if they did I'd either do what Frank Zappa did to the rednecks in Utah: stick out the tongue, bug out the eyes, shake the head back and forth yelling. Or I'd say, "Don't fuck with me, I'm carrying." Actually, as those who've read all my idiot posts know, the last guy who fucked with me I quickly fondled his dick and balls and he FREAKED. As did the car load of teens who thot I was gay and were yelling at me and, well, I've told that story and it's time to get some more Mt. Gay.

[TaeBo_Master]

Pat, have I ever told you that you're my favorite dirty-old-man in the world?

[Matt Phillips]

Did you know in Hong Kong a coffee / tea mix is a popular drink? Yuanyang, Yuenyeung, Yinyong.

Don't you know this doesn't come in cans?/