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  • Lebell
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    Originally posted by Lampa View Post
    Am I the only one who actually missed Gravedigger?
    no man, I love that guy!
    good to see you back, let's hope none of the tards here try to imitate him again like 4 years ago.
    that was sorta lame.

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  • battlefields
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    Originally posted by GraveDigger View Post
    sry 4 not postin teh results of teh fight every1 but it haz actually not happend severul tiems in unexptid wayz:

    1 - rudy call aesopian's skule adn b4 gong sau was askd 2 taek a bjj class
    1a - rudy spend teh class talkin abowt how he wud use kung fu 2 negayt every drill so teh professre choek him owt adn leave him outsied were he was eat by e-scaped python
    1b - rudy compleet teh class adn go hoem & after sittin on hiz race car bed starin @ his tai chi slipperz 4 a long tiem he hang himself
    1c - rudy sine teh wayver 4 class adn aesopian imedialy fly thru teh air liek crouching tiger crotch-frist adn triangle rudy + aesopian than go on 2 teach teh whole class w/ rudy in triangle & when he coem 2 my fight he si DQ'd b/c he face smell liek ballz *it is a month later*
    1d - after teh class rudy sez u no what may b we do gong sau another tiem and leaves but cries so hard out in teh parking lol that he mess up his ion / water balance & expierence organ failure
    1e - on teh way 2 class rudy is stopped @ routine checkpoint adn arrested by DEA b/c his trunk full of chinaman herbz #include herion
    1f - on teh way 2 class rudy is stopped @ routine checkpoint adn kidnapped by Scientology b/c his trunk full of thetans
    ...

    1zz - after class rudy has been chilld owt by rolling adn cool students adn decide 2 train bjj instead of bein prick, fight cancelled b/c freedom haz won

    2 - evengi kogan refuse 2 pay me b/c he assume i wud throw teh fight so i rollback my 1st round victory by submission (TEST OF STRENGTH) 2 before teh fight start adn taze him lol

    3 - rudy si hit & killed by mis-throw durin routine witch stoning @ rick santorum fundrasor event
    3.1 - rudy is teh witch
    3.1.1 - honest mistaek he wuz in drag w/ cleer heelz @ teh time

    4. m1 goes bankrupt so teh fight si signed by shaw bros & rudy <3 this until he discovar taht he haev 2 fight kimbo who si also black so teh contract si ammeded 2 haev rudy wash teh towlz @ BangBros shootz where he si eaten by a python

    5. a republikkkan presidential victor coz teh draft 2 start again & on latrine duty rudy soemhow drownz

    6. rudy try 2 go ssj b4 fight but he flex + scream wrong and turn insied out startin @ he butt & i lol butt still no fight

    7. rudy stand he grownd vs. big truck

    ...

    6 + 127i. i take rudy back in tiem 2 meet hiz mom liek Back to the Future but in this.case she instantly swerz off men 4evar adn rudy does not exist so it si hard 2 fight him w/o look liek i do forms & i haev moar self-respect than this lol

    so if n e 1 want 2 suggest time + place plz hurry b/c we r low on prime numberz :IamDisappointed:
    The writing style makes it difficult to skim read, which somehow significantly adds to the hilarity.

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  • illegalusername
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    this thread gave me cancer and then cured it

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  • judojeff
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    well my day just got better

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  • monkeypoo8762
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    I'm at work and am laughing so hard that people are beginning to stare.

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  • GraveDigger
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    sry 4 not postin teh results of teh fight every1 but it haz actually not happend severul tiems in unexptid wayz:

    1 - rudy call aesopian's skule adn b4 gong sau was askd 2 taek a bjj class
    1a - rudy spend teh class talkin abowt how he wud use kung fu 2 negayt every drill so teh professre choek him owt adn leave him outsied were he was eat by e-scaped python
    1b - rudy compleet teh class adn go hoem & after sittin on hiz race car bed starin @ his tai chi slipperz 4 a long tiem he hang himself
    1c - rudy sine teh wayver 4 class adn aesopian imedialy fly thru teh air liek crouching tiger crotch-frist adn triangle rudy + aesopian than go on 2 teach teh whole class w/ rudy in triangle & when he coem 2 my fight he si DQ'd b/c he face smell liek ballz *it is a month later*
    1d - after teh class rudy sez u no what may b we do gong sau another tiem and leaves but cries so hard out in teh parking lol that he mess up his ion / water balance & expierence organ failure
    1e - on teh way 2 class rudy is stopped @ routine checkpoint adn arrested by DEA b/c his trunk full of chinaman herbz #include herion
    1f - on teh way 2 class rudy is stopped @ routine checkpoint adn kidnapped by Scientology b/c his trunk full of thetans
    ...

    1zz - after class rudy has been chilld owt by rolling adn cool students adn decide 2 train bjj instead of bein prick, fight cancelled b/c freedom haz won

    2 - evengi kogan refuse 2 pay me b/c he assume i wud throw teh fight so i rollback my 1st round victory by submission (TEST OF STRENGTH) 2 before teh fight start adn taze him lol

    3 - rudy si hit & killed by mis-throw durin routine witch stoning @ rick santorum fundrasor event
    3.1 - rudy is teh witch
    3.1.1 - honest mistaek he wuz in drag w/ cleer heelz @ teh time

    4. m1 goes bankrupt so teh fight si signed by shaw bros & rudy <3 this until he discovar taht he haev 2 fight kimbo who si also black so teh contract si ammeded 2 haev rudy wash teh towlz @ BangBros shootz where he si eaten by a python

    5. a republikkkan presidential victor coz teh draft 2 start again & on latrine duty rudy soemhow drownz

    6. rudy try 2 go ssj b4 fight but he flex + scream wrong and turn insied out startin @ he butt & i lol butt still no fight

    7. rudy stand he grownd vs. big truck

    ...

    6 + 127i. i take rudy back in tiem 2 meet hiz mom liek Back to the Future but in this.case she instantly swerz off men 4evar adn rudy does not exist so it si hard 2 fight him w/o look liek i do forms & i haev moar self-respect than this lol

    so if n e 1 want 2 suggest time + place plz hurry b/c we r low on prime numberz :IamDisappointed:

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  • Zod
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    Originally posted by GraveDigger View Post
    oh adn fyi we replace ur jow 2day w/ bromine + cat pee 4 double-blind scientific trial so plz let us no if u r suddenlay moer attracktiv 2 girlz (specifically girlz w/ lots of catz) :awyeah:
    You are some kind of genius.

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  • It is Fake
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    Originally posted by JingMerchant! View Post
    Hedge, Lebell, me and possibly Sirc.
    Only in this thread.

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  • JingMerchant!
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    Originally posted by Lampa View Post
    Am I the only one who actually missed Gravedigger?
    Hedge, Lebell, me and possibly Sirc.

    Although, Sirc would never admit it... ;)

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  • GraveDigger
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    oh adn fyi we replace ur jow 2day w/ bromine + cat pee 4 double-blind scientific trial so plz let us no if u r suddenlay moer attracktiv 2 girlz (specifically girlz w/ lots of catz) :awyeah:

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  • GraveDigger
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    RUDY U MISS TEH DUCK WEIGHT ADN IF THIS WAZ A RESPECTUBAL FIGHT LEAGUE U WUD BE SO CUT but its m-1 lol so we just get ur weight by observin ur displacement in ur daily bathub of dit da jow adn wiegh teh saem volume of corned beef so n e way teh fights r sometiem latur this.week once i count 4 timecube :Thoughtful:

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  • GraveDigger
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    surveylance futage confirms taht not only wuz rudy postin on teh internet on saturday knight but he did so frum a race card bed :BabyTroll:

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  • ermghoti
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    Originally posted by GraveDigger View Post
    buget cutz :Baww:
    That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

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  • GraveDigger
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    rudy teh way-inz will b May 1, 1191 @ Oxford, England so u can b expresd as a function uf dukz :Smile2:

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  • GraveDigger
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    Originally posted by It is Fake View Post
    I saw your post in the other thread, it doesn't surprise me at all.
    many peeps r not put on this earth 2 "get it" adn also dont undurstan my joeks lol but doin ke[mn]po doesnt help :foreveralone:

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