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    #31
    rudy teh way-inz will b May 1, 1191 @ Oxford, England so u can b expresd as a function uf dukz :Smile2:
    Yeah, it's just too bad all of Gravedigger's posts are actually burned onto stone tablets by the flaming sword of Gabriel himself, then mailed to Phrost to be converted into forum code under the name "Gravedigger". -Boyd :love2:

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      #32
      Originally posted by GraveDigger View Post
      buget cutz :Baww:
      That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.
      "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

      Originally posted by strikistanian
      DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
      Originally posted by Devil
      Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
      Originally posted by Plasma
      At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
      Originally posted by SoulMechanic
      Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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        #33
        surveylance futage confirms taht not only wuz rudy postin on teh internet on saturday knight but he did so frum a race card bed :BabyTroll:
        Yeah, it's just too bad all of Gravedigger's posts are actually burned onto stone tablets by the flaming sword of Gabriel himself, then mailed to Phrost to be converted into forum code under the name "Gravedigger". -Boyd :love2:

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          #34
          RUDY U MISS TEH DUCK WEIGHT ADN IF THIS WAZ A RESPECTUBAL FIGHT LEAGUE U WUD BE SO CUT but its m-1 lol so we just get ur weight by observin ur displacement in ur daily bathub of dit da jow adn wiegh teh saem volume of corned beef so n e way teh fights r sometiem latur this.week once i count 4 timecube :Thoughtful:
          Yeah, it's just too bad all of Gravedigger's posts are actually burned onto stone tablets by the flaming sword of Gabriel himself, then mailed to Phrost to be converted into forum code under the name "Gravedigger". -Boyd :love2:

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            #35
            oh adn fyi we replace ur jow 2day w/ bromine + cat pee 4 double-blind scientific trial so plz let us no if u r suddenlay moer attracktiv 2 girlz (specifically girlz w/ lots of catz) :awyeah:
            Yeah, it's just too bad all of Gravedigger's posts are actually burned onto stone tablets by the flaming sword of Gabriel himself, then mailed to Phrost to be converted into forum code under the name "Gravedigger". -Boyd :love2:

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              #36
              Originally posted by Lampa View Post
              Am I the only one who actually missed Gravedigger?
              Hedge, Lebell, me and possibly Sirc.

              Although, Sirc would never admit it... ;)
              "So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the shit out of you.
              And when the shit's been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand

              "So in short, BJJ wins again. BJJ, and chainmail." - TheMightyMcClaw

              "On bullshido, your opinions are not sacred, neither are your feelings." - Scrapper

              "You entered the lions' den. Don't bitch if you get eaten." - danniboi07

              "Needless to say, it's much easier to clear a bunch of drunk kids out of your house when you're yelling GTFO and carrying a samurai sword." - DerAuslander

              "Eventually, I realized it doesn't matter what art you train, what matters is the method in which you train. Training in an alive manner, under skilled and qualified instruction, is the single most important aspect of gaining martial skill. All else is window dressing." - JNP : Saying it how it is!

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                #37
                Originally posted by JingMerchant! View Post
                Hedge, Lebell, me and possibly Sirc.
                Only in this thread.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by GraveDigger View Post
                  oh adn fyi we replace ur jow 2day w/ bromine + cat pee 4 double-blind scientific trial so plz let us no if u r suddenlay moer attracktiv 2 girlz (specifically girlz w/ lots of catz) :awyeah:
                  You are some kind of genius.

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                    #39
                    sry 4 not postin teh results of teh fight every1 but it haz actually not happend severul tiems in unexptid wayz:

                    1 - rudy call aesopian's skule adn b4 gong sau was askd 2 taek a bjj class
                    1a - rudy spend teh class talkin abowt how he wud use kung fu 2 negayt every drill so teh professre choek him owt adn leave him outsied were he was eat by e-scaped python
                    1b - rudy compleet teh class adn go hoem & after sittin on hiz race car bed starin @ his tai chi slipperz 4 a long tiem he hang himself
                    1c - rudy sine teh wayver 4 class adn aesopian imedialy fly thru teh air liek crouching tiger crotch-frist adn triangle rudy + aesopian than go on 2 teach teh whole class w/ rudy in triangle & when he coem 2 my fight he si DQ'd b/c he face smell liek ballz *it is a month later*
                    1d - after teh class rudy sez u no what may b we do gong sau another tiem and leaves but cries so hard out in teh parking lol that he mess up his ion / water balance & expierence organ failure
                    1e - on teh way 2 class rudy is stopped @ routine checkpoint adn arrested by DEA b/c his trunk full of chinaman herbz #include herion
                    1f - on teh way 2 class rudy is stopped @ routine checkpoint adn kidnapped by Scientology b/c his trunk full of thetans
                    ...

                    1zz - after class rudy has been chilld owt by rolling adn cool students adn decide 2 train bjj instead of bein prick, fight cancelled b/c freedom haz won

                    2 - evengi kogan refuse 2 pay me b/c he assume i wud throw teh fight so i rollback my 1st round victory by submission (TEST OF STRENGTH) 2 before teh fight start adn taze him lol

                    3 - rudy si hit & killed by mis-throw durin routine witch stoning @ rick santorum fundrasor event
                    3.1 - rudy is teh witch
                    3.1.1 - honest mistaek he wuz in drag w/ cleer heelz @ teh time

                    4. m1 goes bankrupt so teh fight si signed by shaw bros & rudy <3 this until he discovar taht he haev 2 fight kimbo who si also black so teh contract si ammeded 2 haev rudy wash teh towlz @ BangBros shootz where he si eaten by a python

                    5. a republikkkan presidential victor coz teh draft 2 start again & on latrine duty rudy soemhow drownz

                    6. rudy try 2 go ssj b4 fight but he flex + scream wrong and turn insied out startin @ he butt & i lol butt still no fight

                    7. rudy stand he grownd vs. big truck

                    ...

                    6 + 127i. i take rudy back in tiem 2 meet hiz mom liek Back to the Future but in this.case she instantly swerz off men 4evar adn rudy does not exist so it si hard 2 fight him w/o look liek i do forms & i haev moar self-respect than this lol

                    so if n e 1 want 2 suggest time + place plz hurry b/c we r low on prime numberz :IamDisappointed:
                    Yeah, it's just too bad all of Gravedigger's posts are actually burned onto stone tablets by the flaming sword of Gabriel himself, then mailed to Phrost to be converted into forum code under the name "Gravedigger". -Boyd :love2:

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                      #40
                      I'm at work and am laughing so hard that people are beginning to stare.

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                        #41
                        well my day just got better

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                          #42
                          this thread gave me cancer and then cured it

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by GraveDigger View Post
                            sry 4 not postin teh results of teh fight every1 but it haz actually not happend severul tiems in unexptid wayz:

                            1 - rudy call aesopian's skule adn b4 gong sau was askd 2 taek a bjj class
                            1a - rudy spend teh class talkin abowt how he wud use kung fu 2 negayt every drill so teh professre choek him owt adn leave him outsied were he was eat by e-scaped python
                            1b - rudy compleet teh class adn go hoem & after sittin on hiz race car bed starin @ his tai chi slipperz 4 a long tiem he hang himself
                            1c - rudy sine teh wayver 4 class adn aesopian imedialy fly thru teh air liek crouching tiger crotch-frist adn triangle rudy + aesopian than go on 2 teach teh whole class w/ rudy in triangle & when he coem 2 my fight he si DQ'd b/c he face smell liek ballz *it is a month later*
                            1d - after teh class rudy sez u no what may b we do gong sau another tiem and leaves but cries so hard out in teh parking lol that he mess up his ion / water balance & expierence organ failure
                            1e - on teh way 2 class rudy is stopped @ routine checkpoint adn arrested by DEA b/c his trunk full of chinaman herbz #include herion
                            1f - on teh way 2 class rudy is stopped @ routine checkpoint adn kidnapped by Scientology b/c his trunk full of thetans
                            ...

                            1zz - after class rudy has been chilld owt by rolling adn cool students adn decide 2 train bjj instead of bein prick, fight cancelled b/c freedom haz won

                            2 - evengi kogan refuse 2 pay me b/c he assume i wud throw teh fight so i rollback my 1st round victory by submission (TEST OF STRENGTH) 2 before teh fight start adn taze him lol

                            3 - rudy si hit & killed by mis-throw durin routine witch stoning @ rick santorum fundrasor event
                            3.1 - rudy is teh witch
                            3.1.1 - honest mistaek he wuz in drag w/ cleer heelz @ teh time

                            4. m1 goes bankrupt so teh fight si signed by shaw bros & rudy <3 this until he discovar taht he haev 2 fight kimbo who si also black so teh contract si ammeded 2 haev rudy wash teh towlz @ BangBros shootz where he si eaten by a python

                            5. a republikkkan presidential victor coz teh draft 2 start again & on latrine duty rudy soemhow drownz

                            6. rudy try 2 go ssj b4 fight but he flex + scream wrong and turn insied out startin @ he butt & i lol butt still no fight

                            7. rudy stand he grownd vs. big truck

                            ...

                            6 + 127i. i take rudy back in tiem 2 meet hiz mom liek Back to the Future but in this.case she instantly swerz off men 4evar adn rudy does not exist so it si hard 2 fight him w/o look liek i do forms & i haev moar self-respect than this lol

                            so if n e 1 want 2 suggest time + place plz hurry b/c we r low on prime numberz :IamDisappointed:
                            The writing style makes it difficult to skim read, which somehow significantly adds to the hilarity.
                            GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
                            Originally posted by Devil
                            I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
                            Originally posted by BackFistMonkey
                            I <3 Battlefields...

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by Lampa View Post
                              Am I the only one who actually missed Gravedigger?
                              no man, I love that guy!
                              good to see you back, let's hope none of the tards here try to imitate him again like 4 years ago.
                              that was sorta lame.

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