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    #31
    rudy teh way-inz will b May 1, 1191 @ Oxford, England so u can b expresd as a function uf dukz :Smile2:

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      #32
      Originally posted by GraveDigger View Post
      buget cutz :Baww:
      That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

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        #33
        surveylance futage confirms taht not only wuz rudy postin on teh internet on saturday knight but he did so frum a race card bed :BabyTroll:

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          #34
          RUDY U MISS TEH DUCK WEIGHT ADN IF THIS WAZ A RESPECTUBAL FIGHT LEAGUE U WUD BE SO CUT but its m-1 lol so we just get ur weight by observin ur displacement in ur daily bathub of dit da jow adn wiegh teh saem volume of corned beef so n e way teh fights r sometiem latur this.week once i count 4 timecube :Thoughtful:

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            #35
            oh adn fyi we replace ur jow 2day w/ bromine + cat pee 4 double-blind scientific trial so plz let us no if u r suddenlay moer attracktiv 2 girlz (specifically girlz w/ lots of catz) :awyeah:

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              #36
              Originally posted by Lampa View Post
              Am I the only one who actually missed Gravedigger?
              Hedge, Lebell, me and possibly Sirc.

              Although, Sirc would never admit it... ;)

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                #37
                Originally posted by JingMerchant! View Post
                Hedge, Lebell, me and possibly Sirc.
                Only in this thread.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by GraveDigger View Post
                  oh adn fyi we replace ur jow 2day w/ bromine + cat pee 4 double-blind scientific trial so plz let us no if u r suddenlay moer attracktiv 2 girlz (specifically girlz w/ lots of catz) :awyeah:
                  You are some kind of genius.

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                    #39
                    sry 4 not postin teh results of teh fight every1 but it haz actually not happend severul tiems in unexptid wayz:

                    1 - rudy call aesopian's skule adn b4 gong sau was askd 2 taek a bjj class
                    1a - rudy spend teh class talkin abowt how he wud use kung fu 2 negayt every drill so teh professre choek him owt adn leave him outsied were he was eat by e-scaped python
                    1b - rudy compleet teh class adn go hoem & after sittin on hiz race car bed starin @ his tai chi slipperz 4 a long tiem he hang himself
                    1c - rudy sine teh wayver 4 class adn aesopian imedialy fly thru teh air liek crouching tiger crotch-frist adn triangle rudy + aesopian than go on 2 teach teh whole class w/ rudy in triangle & when he coem 2 my fight he si DQ'd b/c he face smell liek ballz *it is a month later*
                    1d - after teh class rudy sez u no what may b we do gong sau another tiem and leaves but cries so hard out in teh parking lol that he mess up his ion / water balance & expierence organ failure
                    1e - on teh way 2 class rudy is stopped @ routine checkpoint adn arrested by DEA b/c his trunk full of chinaman herbz #include herion
                    1f - on teh way 2 class rudy is stopped @ routine checkpoint adn kidnapped by Scientology b/c his trunk full of thetans
                    ...

                    1zz - after class rudy has been chilld owt by rolling adn cool students adn decide 2 train bjj instead of bein prick, fight cancelled b/c freedom haz won

                    2 - evengi kogan refuse 2 pay me b/c he assume i wud throw teh fight so i rollback my 1st round victory by submission (TEST OF STRENGTH) 2 before teh fight start adn taze him lol

                    3 - rudy si hit & killed by mis-throw durin routine witch stoning @ rick santorum fundrasor event
                    3.1 - rudy is teh witch
                    3.1.1 - honest mistaek he wuz in drag w/ cleer heelz @ teh time

                    4. m1 goes bankrupt so teh fight si signed by shaw bros & rudy <3 this until he discovar taht he haev 2 fight kimbo who si also black so teh contract si ammeded 2 haev rudy wash teh towlz @ BangBros shootz where he si eaten by a python

                    5. a republikkkan presidential victor coz teh draft 2 start again & on latrine duty rudy soemhow drownz

                    6. rudy try 2 go ssj b4 fight but he flex + scream wrong and turn insied out startin @ he butt & i lol butt still no fight

                    7. rudy stand he grownd vs. big truck

                    ...

                    6 + 127i. i take rudy back in tiem 2 meet hiz mom liek Back to the Future but in this.case she instantly swerz off men 4evar adn rudy does not exist so it si hard 2 fight him w/o look liek i do forms & i haev moar self-respect than this lol

                    so if n e 1 want 2 suggest time + place plz hurry b/c we r low on prime numberz :IamDisappointed:

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                      #40
                      I'm at work and am laughing so hard that people are beginning to stare.

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                        #41
                        well my day just got better

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                          #42
                          this thread gave me cancer and then cured it

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by GraveDigger View Post
                            sry 4 not postin teh results of teh fight every1 but it haz actually not happend severul tiems in unexptid wayz:

                            1 - rudy call aesopian's skule adn b4 gong sau was askd 2 taek a bjj class
                            1a - rudy spend teh class talkin abowt how he wud use kung fu 2 negayt every drill so teh professre choek him owt adn leave him outsied were he was eat by e-scaped python
                            1b - rudy compleet teh class adn go hoem & after sittin on hiz race car bed starin @ his tai chi slipperz 4 a long tiem he hang himself
                            1c - rudy sine teh wayver 4 class adn aesopian imedialy fly thru teh air liek crouching tiger crotch-frist adn triangle rudy + aesopian than go on 2 teach teh whole class w/ rudy in triangle & when he coem 2 my fight he si DQ'd b/c he face smell liek ballz *it is a month later*
                            1d - after teh class rudy sez u no what may b we do gong sau another tiem and leaves but cries so hard out in teh parking lol that he mess up his ion / water balance & expierence organ failure
                            1e - on teh way 2 class rudy is stopped @ routine checkpoint adn arrested by DEA b/c his trunk full of chinaman herbz #include herion
                            1f - on teh way 2 class rudy is stopped @ routine checkpoint adn kidnapped by Scientology b/c his trunk full of thetans
                            ...

                            1zz - after class rudy has been chilld owt by rolling adn cool students adn decide 2 train bjj instead of bein prick, fight cancelled b/c freedom haz won

                            2 - evengi kogan refuse 2 pay me b/c he assume i wud throw teh fight so i rollback my 1st round victory by submission (TEST OF STRENGTH) 2 before teh fight start adn taze him lol

                            3 - rudy si hit & killed by mis-throw durin routine witch stoning @ rick santorum fundrasor event
                            3.1 - rudy is teh witch
                            3.1.1 - honest mistaek he wuz in drag w/ cleer heelz @ teh time

                            4. m1 goes bankrupt so teh fight si signed by shaw bros & rudy <3 this until he discovar taht he haev 2 fight kimbo who si also black so teh contract si ammeded 2 haev rudy wash teh towlz @ BangBros shootz where he si eaten by a python

                            5. a republikkkan presidential victor coz teh draft 2 start again & on latrine duty rudy soemhow drownz

                            6. rudy try 2 go ssj b4 fight but he flex + scream wrong and turn insied out startin @ he butt & i lol butt still no fight

                            7. rudy stand he grownd vs. big truck

                            ...

                            6 + 127i. i take rudy back in tiem 2 meet hiz mom liek Back to the Future but in this.case she instantly swerz off men 4evar adn rudy does not exist so it si hard 2 fight him w/o look liek i do forms & i haev moar self-respect than this lol

                            so if n e 1 want 2 suggest time + place plz hurry b/c we r low on prime numberz :IamDisappointed:
                            The writing style makes it difficult to skim read, which somehow significantly adds to the hilarity.
                            GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
                            Originally posted by Devil
                            I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
                            Originally posted by BackFistMonkey
                            I <3 Battlefields...

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by Lampa View Post
                              Am I the only one who actually missed Gravedigger?
                              no man, I love that guy!
                              good to see you back, let's hope none of the tards here try to imitate him again like 4 years ago.
                              that was sorta lame.

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