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    Urban warfare!

    Earlier today I was adressed by a frightened neighbour.

    She told me the guy living next to her is threatening her, banging on her door late at night and has psychotic violent episodes.

    He seems to target only females, as I've bumped into him several times and he doesnt even as much as stare at me.

    Also he has assaulted a woman who used to live in our building, this was some time ago, and I knew nothing about this until now.

    Why this thread?
    Well, in Lolland you can't rely on the cops cos they are either cowards or ' unavailable/our hands are tied'.

    And I could really use some practical tips to get rid of this fucker.
    (already working on a legal procedure, police, local authorities etc)

    I'm basically crowdsourcing here.

    #2
    Seduce her into having you stay the night at her place, make sweet love, wait for him to bang on the door, open it quickly and knock him into a wall with a mighty front kick, go back and make sweet love again. Repeat as necessary.

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      #3
      Rape him.

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        #4
        Real handy advice, like shrimp in his ventilation system etc.
        except we dont have those systems.

        the upstairs girl is pretty hot, but im pretty sure my gf would cut of my dick if she found out.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Lebell View Post
          Real handy advice, like shrimp in his ventilation system etc.
          except we dont have those systems.

          the upstairs girl is pretty hot, but im pretty sure my gf would cut of my dick if she found out.
          Just tell her you're doing it all for the greater good, for "the neighborhood". If she doesn't like it, banish her.
          "Judo is a study of techniques with which you may kill if you wish to kill, injure if you wish to injure, subdue if you wish to subdue, and, when attacked, defend yourself" - Jigoro Kano (1889)
          ***Was this quote "taken out of context"?***

          "The judoist has no time to allow himself a margin for error, especially in a situation upon which his or another person's very life depends...."
          ~ The Secret of Judo (Jiichi Watanabe & Lindy Avakian), p.19

          "Hope is not a method... nor is enthusiasm."
          ~ Brigadier General Gordon Toney

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            #6
            she is russian.
            do not fuck with russian wimminz, especially when they are serious with you.
            it will also fuck up my holidayplans.

            on another note: I really dont wanna become the go to guy whenever some weirdo is getting violent, he doesnt really bother me, yet i dont just want to look the other way, im not a coward.

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              #7
              Joke and serious responses rolled into one: make a blowgun.

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                #8
                Go have a serious talk to him, if he is only targeting single women he is a coward go with crazy eyes tell him you are watching him and you know where he lives, that after the war you cant leave people maraunding in your perimeter tell him you watch him sleep

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                  #9
                  Do you have real life superheroes in Holland? Because if you do, that would be by far the most entertaining way to solve your problem. And I'm sure they'd love a chance to do something besides hand out food to the homeless and argue with eachother on facebook.
                  The fool thinks himself immortal,
                  If he hold back from battle;
                  But old age will grant him no truce,
                  Even if spears spare him.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TheMightyMcClaw View Post
                    Do you have real life superheroes in Holland? Because if you do, that would be by far the most entertaining way to solve your problem. And I'm sure they'd love a chance to do something besides hand out food to the homeless and argue with eachother on facebook.
                    Perhaps pool together some money within the building and buy Phoenix Jones a plane ticket?

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by RurikGreenwulf View Post
                      Go have a serious talk to him, if he is only targeting single women he is a coward go with crazy eyes tell him you are watching him and you know where he lives, that after the war you cant leave people maraunding in your perimeter tell him you watch him sleep
                      haha he'd actually believe that if I told him this.
                      there is a worrying thing to this: as far as I can tell he is paranoid.
                      talking to himself, that wild hunted stare in his eyes, walking up and down the hallways.
                      randomly banging atdoors.

                      I just can't tell how close he is to going batshit insane knifewielding rampage mode.

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                        #12
                        Well, if he really has mental problems, it will be hard to knock sense into him, and a dick move. The legal procedure would be the right track, but it will take a while to get someone evicted, and nigh impossible if he's the owner of his appartment.

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                            #14
                            Tire iron, duct tape, garbage bags, long lonely highway at night

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                              #15
                              Moenstah: its all rent. it's basically poor people housing appartment.

                              Nils: LOL! slachtofferhulp is after you've been stabbed or victimised in some way, im trying to avoid anyone needing those guys!
                              Also Berlin: planning to go there on my way to prague this summer.

                              Cavyman: lonely highway?? I live in one of the most dense populated areas in the world!

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