We're Doomed! Iran Trains Cadre of Lady Ninja Warriors

[Styygens]

Apparently the Reagan Era propaganda efforts are finally paying off. At least one current dues-paying member of the so-called "Axis of Evil" (TM) has been convinced it's worth training a B-Movie worthy army of female ninja warriors -- complete with masks, katana, and shuriken!

Iran is proud to present an elite fighting force of ninja fighters! And you can tell they are proud because they are presenting it in English!

Beware, Infidels!

No word on whether there has been an uptick in construction of Volcano lairs or shipments of head-mounted laser beams for sharks to Iran.

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012...ns-ninja-army/

I thought about posting this in the News section, but it's just too ridiculous. And yes, that male instructor does appear to be wearing a Bujinkan patch on his uniform...

[erezb]

Israel should start getting really scared..from the Sexy ninja...

[Tranquil Suit]

Wait for it... Waaaaait for it... Sex cult.

[Permalost]

This looks like a job for the A Team.

[judoka_uk]

Well this should help to settle the great debate of who would win in Krav vs Booj.

[Bruiser]

Oh lawd :LOL:

[Styygens]

I fear for what this means for our brave SEAL Team 6 members who must rely solely on the sport of Boxing to protect themselves in a deadly hand-to-hand encounter with the Iranian elite.

[Bruiser]

I fear for what this means for our brave SEAL Team 6 members who must rely solely on the sport of Boxing to protect themselves in a deadly hand-to-hand encounter with the Iranian elite.

Took the words out of my mouth.

[Permalost]

I fear for what this means for our brave SEAL Team 6 members who must rely solely on the sport of Boxing to protect themselves in a deadly hand-to-hand encounter with the Iranian elite.

I fear for the Iranian woman who cracks her own head open trying to hurricarana said SEAL.

[TheMightyMcClaw]

The sad thing is, this yet another example of fake ninjas being more impressive than real ninjas. I'd like to see a boojist pull of a flying head scissor takedown that cleanly.

[Bruiser]

At least I know I won't have to worry about anything if there's another world war with Iran and I get drafted.

I'll just shot for the double and get *full mount bitch* and it'll be all over.

[hungryjoe]

3,500 ninjer gals practicing the 'worlds most dangerous art'.



Gives me shivers. Israel has to be terrified.

[Permalost]

The sad thing is, this yet another example of fake ninjas being more impressive than real ninjas. I'd like to see a boojist pull of a flying head scissor takedown that cleanly.

Not that I don't agree with you, but this is an Iranian Bujinkan school:

Note: quite good hokey ninjery. Maybe it's more of an American vs Iranian thing more than a "real vs fake" thing.

[Vince Tortelli]

At least I know I won't have to worry about anything if there's another world war with Iran and I get drafted.

I'll just shot for the double and get *full mount bitch* and it'll be all over.

As the noted philosopher Hossein Vaziri once said:
"Being a filthy stuck up pig of an American goeth before being humbled old country style! Iran number one! USA....hockpfft!"

[MovableBookLady]

Iranian Women "Ninjas"

http://www.theatlantic.com/internati...ninjas/252531/

Article posted on 3 Feb.