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    #61
    Originally posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    So now you're an old fat ass. Got it.
    Sorry couldn't hear you. My medals keep clinking together!
    ______
    Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

    RIP SOLDIER

    Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
    -Gene, GODHAND

    You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
    The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
    -Daniel Tosh

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      #62
      Originally posted by Gezere View Post
      Sorry couldn't hear you. My medals keep clinking together!
      Did you need help pulling them out your ass?

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        #63
        Sorry didn't get that either over my deafening AWESOMENESS!
        ______
        Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

        RIP SOLDIER

        Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
        -Gene, GODHAND

        You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
        The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
        -Daniel Tosh

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          #64
          Originally posted by Gezere View Post
          Sorry didn't get that either over my deafening AWESOMENESS!
          Is that military talk for "Engorged Hemorrhoids?"

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            #65
            Don't be jealous of my boogie!
            ______
            Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

            RIP SOLDIER

            Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
            -Gene, GODHAND

            You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
            The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
            -Daniel Tosh

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              #66
              Fookin hell, there's a lot of bjj douchebaggery going on in here. You got one guy waving his shiny certificate around, then you got another guy waving his shiny medals around. I'll be right back, I'm just gonna go look for shiny things to wave around in people's faces.

              P.S. That wasn't a slam, as it was already established on the first page of this thread, before the thread went off topic and people started waving shiny new certificates about.

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                #67
                Originally posted by mikaban View Post
                Fookin hell, there's a lot of bjj douchebaggery going on in here. You got one guy waving his shiny certificate around, then you got another guy waving his shiny medals around. I'll be right back, I'm just gonna go look for shiny things to wave around in people's faces.

                P.S. That wasn't a slam, as it was already established on the first page of this thread, before the thread went off topic and people started waving shiny new certificates about.
                I got a shiny ass you can kiss.

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by mikaban View Post
                  Fookin hell, there's a lot of bjj douchebaggery going on in here. You got one guy waving his shiny certificate around, then you got another guy waving his shiny medals around. I'll be right back, I'm just gonna go look for shiny things to wave around in people's faces.

                  P.S. That wasn't a slam, as it was already established on the first page of this thread, before the thread went off topic and people started waving shiny new certificates about.
                  It's a well known fact that all BJJ guys are gay, so you shouldn't be surprised when a few of them get together and the circle jerk commences.

                  Brown belts are the worst by the way.
                  Shut the hell up and train.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by jnp View Post
                    It's a well known fact that all BJJ guys are gay, so you shouldn't be surprised when a few of them get together and the circle jerk commences.

                    Brown belts are the worst by the way.
                    Haha. I do love bjj, but I do often look around at people standing on the mats waiting for the instructor to start the class, and most of them are either talking about their awesome new gi, or having a dispute over ibjjf rules. There are certificates flying around, medals clinking, it's like a fight in a gay bar.

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by jnp View Post

                      Brown belts are the worst by the way.
                      Hints the color brown....

                      Although I heard California is allowing browns an blacks to share mat space with whites. How very progressive of them.

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                        #71
                        Originally posted by mikaban View Post
                        Fookin hell, there's a lot of bjj douchebaggery going on in here. You got one guy waving his shiny certificate around, then you got another guy waving his shiny medals around. I'll be right back, I'm just gonna go look for shiny things to wave around in people's faces.

                        P.S. That wasn't a slam, as it was already established on the first page of this thread, before the thread went off topic and people started waving shiny new certificates about.
                        Someone else is jealous, don't be or I'm gonna smack ya!
                        ______
                        Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

                        RIP SOLDIER

                        Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
                        -Gene, GODHAND

                        You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
                        The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
                        -Daniel Tosh

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                          #72
                          So you're a skinny gay transvestite with no real talent?

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                            #73
                            Originally posted by Omega Supreme View Post
                            So you're a skinny gay transvestite with no real talent?
                            WHOA HOLD UP! I GOT TALENT!
                            *three snaps up in a Z formation!*
                            ______
                            Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

                            RIP SOLDIER

                            Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
                            -Gene, GODHAND

                            You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
                            The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
                            -Daniel Tosh

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                              #74
                              So the conclusions I'm drawing here are that:

                              1. The IBJJF would like all BJJ players to self castrate and mail in the proof
                              2. Gezere and Omega are engaged in a strange Kung Fu mating ritual.

                              Have I missed anything?

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                                #75
                                Originally posted by Vince Tortelli View Post
                                So the conclusions I'm drawing here are that:

                                1. The IBJJF would like all BJJ players to self castrate and mail in the proof
                                2. Gezere and Omega are engaged in a strange Kung Fu mating ritual.

                                Have I missed anything?
                                I'm the alpha male.

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