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    #46
    The Master Killer Documentary from The Shaw Brothers (boy, they sure make lot of documentaries, huh?) taught me that:

    -It only takes five years to become an unbeatable Shao-Lin superman

    -Once you become a full fledged Shao-Lin monk, it's totally acceptable to ambush and kill your old enemies

    -One day, you too, can learn to hurl invisible balls of chi

    -A blacksmith, with zero combat training, can defeat an entire squad of trained soldiers...just by telling him to increase his grip on his hammer.

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      #47
      I know for a fact that all chinese weapons were devised from farming implements due to all of the farming related deaths during the last five thousand years. Before then the world had not been created. The "fact" part is because I have some super powers that include making up facts and accepting dumb shit that others state as facts.

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        #48
        Originally posted by FinalLegion View Post
        -A blacksmith, with zero combat training, can defeat an entire squad of trained soldiers...just by telling him to increase his grip on his hammer.
        Fun fact: the second disciple San Te picks up (after the blacksmith) is named Luk Ah Choy, who in real life was Wong Fei Hung's sigung/grandmaster (early 1800s). I love the hung ga references in that movie (the opening sequence is a form of Iron Wire Fist, hung ga's apex form).
        '�I am no advocate of passivity,� Coffin Mott said in an 1860 speech. �Quakerism, as I understand it, does not mean quietism. The early Friends were agitators; disturbers of the peace; and were more obnoxious in their day to charges, which are now so freely made, than we are.�'

        My Glossary: https://www.bullshido.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=129294

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          #49
          So it looks like TheService has decided not to return and make more of an ass of himself. Their really is a Santa Claus!
          安氏八极拳学生

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            #50
            Originally posted by Ice Hole View Post
            The Chinese Super Ninjas documentary (also a Shaw production!) taught me many important things:

            • The Chinese had a lot of weapons but they all make exactly the same noise when struck.
            • Japanese Samurai were as brave as the Chinese
            • Getting poisoned means you can't use kung for about 3 months.
            • Whenever you have a lot of warriors protecting a kung fu fortress, they are all going to die.
            • Each element ninja dresses a certain color. Fire ninja is red, water ninja is blue, etc.
            • Ninja women spies are really hot but will kill your ass as soon as look at you.
            • Ninjas love fire element and will burn you and everything you own to the ground with it.
            • The best way to beat Ninjas is to learn ninjutsu. Standard kung fu will not work on ninjas.
            • The ninjas have a master who uses all of the different elements in the final battle.
            • Everyone dies
            Dang. Now I suddenly feel like playing this:

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              #51
              Originally posted by Ronin.74 View Post
              So it looks like TheService has decided not to return and make more of an ass of himself. Their really is a Santa Claus!
              Harumph, if Santa doesn't bring me my assless ninjer chaps this year (I've been very good), I"ll blame you Ronin, for chasing him away. Your 霍氏八极拳徒弟 wont save you....unless you also can 买我的屁股
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                #52
                大聲笑 @ assless ninjer chaps
                Train hard, fight easy.

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                  #53
                  Hoooboy... wondering whether to touch this with a 6 ft pole, 12 ft pole, or sawed off shotgun.
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                  Kama Sutra blue belt.

                  Originally posted by Emevas
                  I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
                  Originally posted by Rock Ape
                  Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

                  Dipshit

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                    #54
                    This is going to be good when he comes back. I see a new jadekayak on the horizon.

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                      #55
                      Originally posted by Cake of Doom View Post
                      大聲笑 @ assless ninjer chaps
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                        #56
                        Originally posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
                        With "chap" assless Ninja, I will be irresistible. New England winter fashion necessity dictates, I have to protect my ass. Wind when freezing is wrong.

                        I make this easier. I have attached heating pads anus me. Voila.
                        Gotta love that google.
                        Train hard, fight easy.

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                          #57
                          Originally posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
                          Harumph, if Santa doesn't bring me my assless ninjer chaps this year (I've been very good), I"ll blame you Ronin, for chasing him away. Your 霍氏八极拳徒弟 wont save you....unless you also can 买我的屁股
                          Originally posted by Cake of Doom View Post
                          大聲笑 @ assless ninjer chaps
                          This is why we can't have nice things.
                          Shut the hell up and train.

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                            #58
                            Originally posted by jnp View Post
                            This is why we can't have nice things.
                            Assless ninja chaps?

                            Those ARE nice things :/
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                            Kama Sutra blue belt.

                            Originally posted by Emevas
                            I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
                            Originally posted by Rock Ape
                            Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

                            Dipshit

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                              #59
                              Originally posted by FinalLegion View Post
                              The Master Killer Documentary from The Shaw Brothers (boy, they sure make lot of documentaries, huh?)

                              -A blacksmith, with zero combat training, can defeat an entire squad of trained soldiers...just by telling him to increase his grip on his hammer.
                              Only part of your list that is correct.

                              Here:

                              http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=113792

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                                #60
                                Infidel. He was a Lvl3 Super Saiyan Buddhist.
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                                Kama Sutra blue belt.

                                Originally posted by Emevas
                                I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
                                Originally posted by Rock Ape
                                Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

                                Dipshit

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