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    My Judo gi is now pink...what do I do?

    I walk out in the garage and the wife yells at me. "You are NOT going to yell at me!"

    I pause, considering what is happening, and wonder what I did earlier in the day to warrant this. Certain I had done many things to warrant this moment, I did my basic self-defense maneuver and kept my mouth shut.

    She goes over to the washing machine.

    "Now, you are the one who brought that carpet out of the boxes and left it laying around, so I decided to wash it."

    I glance through the glass front of the washing machine, and there lay a beautifully colored, pink Judo gi.

    Discussing the matter with a friend, who pointed out, "You are NOT Judo Gene Lebell."

    Point well-taken.
    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
    1) That it doesn't work
    2) That it does work"
    -Animal MacYoung

    #2
    Dye it black?
    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

    Originally posted by strikistanian
    DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Originally posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
    Originally posted by Plasma
    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
    Originally posted by SoulMechanic
    Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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      #3
      Good lesson, don't let women near your gi.

      Only I am allowed to wash my gi I don't even trust other Judoka with doing it.
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        #4
        Get as good as Gene Lebell?

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          #5
          Wear it proudly.

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            #6
            Claim to be Gene Lebell's illegitimate love child....or the heir to his judo secrets?

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              #7
              Strongarm your wife into taking Judo and let that be her gi. OR
              Seppuku with your wife cutting off your head. OR
              Buy a new gi, Judo gis are cheap. Be glad it wasn't a $300 Lucky BJJ gi. OR
              Wear it proudly and use it as inspiration to get as good as Gene. OR
              Be Judo Gene for Halloween next year.

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                #8
                Originally posted by WhiteShark View Post
                Get as good as Gene Lebell?
                That's what I said to a friend who had the same situation. Now you have a legacy to uphold.
                "The pedant is he who finds it impossible to read criticism of himself without immediately reaching for his pen and replying to the effect that the accusation is a gross insult to his person. He is, in effect, a man unable to laugh at himself."Sigmund Freud, The Ego and the Id.

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                  #9
                  This is your oppertunity to Accesesorize

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                    #10
                    A real man would wear it proudly. This also means training your ass off so that noone wants to question why you have a pink gi.
                    ______
                    Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

                    RIP SOLDIER

                    Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
                    -Gene, GODHAND

                    You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
                    The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
                    -Daniel Tosh

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                      #11
                      Divorce your wife, find a "happy" guy called Lance and embrace your new lifestyle,

                      best advice I can give sorry, maybe Lance know's how to remove the dye?

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                        #12
                        To be fair seppuku may be the most honourable soloution for you though if you don't want to man up to that then do penance by wearing your pink Gi to your Judo club at least 3 times so you can give all the other guys a good laugh. Then when you have a new GI only wash it yourself.

                        Personally I get a bit obsessive about my Gi and would never let my girlfriend wash it or even touch it if I can help it. I also go funny about my belts, and really miss my old white belt as I had that thing for ages as it took a while to get round to do my first grading and by that time it was imbued with all my hard work, plus other peoples blood and sweat which is the best bit, now I have this new belt and it just does not feel right at all.

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                          #13
                          Didn't society at large invent bleach a while back or am I missing something about how it might have lost is ability to dissolve dyes is this specific circumstance?

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                            #14
                            Find Steven Seagal and scare the motherfucker

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Nefron View Post
                              Wear it proudly.
                              Good point. I amend my suggestion to: stitch a feather boa to the trim and wear makeup to training.
                              "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

                              Originally posted by strikistanian
                              DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
                              Originally posted by Devil
                              Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
                              Originally posted by Plasma
                              At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
                              Originally posted by SoulMechanic
                              Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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