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    Judo PSA

    Dear crapplers, theory-grapplers, armchair MMA fighters, sherdog commenters, fanboys, etc.:

    Does everyone who isn't a Proper Judo size queen and/or nerdy weeaboo hate the new leg grab rules?

    Yes.

    Do they suck the big one?

    Yes.

    Does this mean you can bag on judo the same way you'd bag on TKD, WC, or aikido?

    No.

    Are they at all similar?

    No.

    You may now resume your buying of a 150$ gi/sprawl shorts/pro grade MMA gloves for your six month anniversary of training.


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

    #2
    Is that an anarchist rule about no bagging on judo?

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      #3
      If you bag on Judo you're a fascist, if you tell people what they can and can't do in Judo you're a fascist.


      Sent from my Reichstag.
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        #4
        Originally posted by judoka_uk View Post
        If you bag on Judo you're a fascist, if you tell people what they can and can't do in Judo you're a fascist.


        Sent from my Reichstag.

        I'm pretty sure that the refs are too.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Tom .C View Post
          I'm pretty sure that the refs are too.
          There is actually a regular ref on the BJA circuit who sports a rather fetching tooth brush moustache, not even kidding.
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            #6
            There's one around here who looks almost exactly like Reagan.


            "The only important elements in any society
            are the artistic and the criminal,
            because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
            can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

            RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

            THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

            It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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              #7
              Originally posted by judoka_uk View Post
              If you bag on Judo you're a fascist, if you tell people what they can and can't do in Judo you're a fascist.


              Sent from my Reichstag.
              Well, is teabaging allowed in Judo then? Cuz your sucking all the fun out of this.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Hedgehogey View Post
                There's one around here who looks almost exactly like Reagan.
                You mean the one you got thrown onto ?
                Falling for Judo since 1980

                "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

                "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

                "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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                  #9
                  No, this guy looks like R-dubbs when he was president. Which is ironic, considering that most judo here is taught through publicly funded rec centers. We put the Welfare in Mutual Welfare and Benefit.


                  "The only important elements in any society
                  are the artistic and the criminal,
                  because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
                  can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

                  RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

                  THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

                  It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Hedgehogey View Post
                    No, this guy looks like R-dubbs when he was president. Which is ironic, considering that most judo here is taught through publicly funded rec centers. We put the Welfare in Mutual Welfare and Benefit.
                    LOL, well, I'm sure he presents quite the authority figure on the tatami, then.

                    Most Judo is taught not for profit or for little profit in the US at least.

                    Not that there is anything wrong with profit, as long as it's not on the backs of the Judo proletariat.
                    Falling for Judo since 1980

                    "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

                    "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

                    "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Hedgehogey View Post

                      Does this mean you can bag on judo the same way you'd bag on TKD, WC, or aikido?

                      No.
                      Well how far up it's own ass does judo have to go before we can?


                      Judo shiai 2171
                      Competitors take turns being tori and uke. Each tori takes 3 turns. Combinations they plan on using must be submitted to the center ref in secret and in advance. Failure to use submitted techniques is awarded han sokumake.
                      Techniques must be selected from the new shortened go kyo (12 waza total)

                      Uke must respond to tori with the correct recognized counter technique from the counters kyo no waza. Use of an incorrect counter results in loss of points. Use of a non recognized counter results in han soku make.

                      Points are awarded for technical proficiency and fighting spirit.
                      Wearing the gi right over left is awarded han sokumake
                      Improperly tied belt is awarded han sokumake
                      Bowing to insufficient depth is awarded han sokumake
                      Bowing at the wrong time is awarded han sokumake
                      Smiling is awarded han sokumake
                      Celebrating is awarded han sokumake
                      Showing displeasure at your failure is awarded han sokumake
                      Failing to adopt a fake weabo accent when using Japanese is awarded han sokumake
                      Showing lack of respect to any official is awarded han sokumake
                      Lack of respect can be but is not limited to failure to bow. failure to shout hai sensei loud enough, eye balling, ear holing, pulling faces, being belligerently unconscious when the ref tells you to get up you pansy.

                      Points to be determined by a 12 member jury overseen by a 3 judge tribunal with recourse to a 5 member supreme panel.
                      Last edited by Lindz; 10/11/2011 5:14pm, .

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Lindz View Post
                        Judo shiai 2171
                        Meanwhile you're still sat at home because of a gammy knee.
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                          #13
                          Knee's as normal as it's likely to get. I'm shopping around.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Lindz View Post
                            Knee's as normal as it's likely to get. I'm shopping around.
                            Sweet, so its about time you stopped complaining and started training.
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                              #15
                              Is a Pom telling an Aussie to quit whinging a sign of the apocalypse? It should be

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